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    Thanks Jigsy, I may take you up on that kind offer sometime, but for now I’m happy without one. I’m such a fussy fickle f..ker that even with the best avatar in the world, I’ll get fed up with it and go off it 10 seconds after claiming it’s perfect. x

    #189736

    So in Newfoundland, Jiggly Wiggly, Labradors are local people. Here in the UK they are a breed of dog.

    Is there by any chance a connection?????

    #189737

    NL?
    Newfoundland labradors?

    #189738

    Thanx Jigs, I will be getting me Morphine :wink: will try and hold onto it as long as poss too :lol:

    oooo I go in a week today :?

    #189739

    Thanx Jigs xxx

    I dunno if im to call you Jigsy or Veronica? :?

    #189740

    Veronica it is then :D

    I prefer Dawny to Dawn, strange one that eh :?

    #189741

    Thanks Veronica. I tried those links, but I can’t use the second one because it’s a sound clip and my sound system is out of action at present, but I’ve bookmarked it.

    Ignore PB, he likes to hotten things, and if you say anything to upset him he’ll burn you like a flanker. PB was out one day jilliking and by accident hit an empt eating bakeapple on a small island. Having killed it, he skinned it and made some nice cuffs and a vest out of its fur, just to keep him warm so he wouldn’t ever get inflamation. He cooked the empt because he was real gut-foundered after all that work and was badly in need of some duff.

    #189742

    Oss

    @jigsy wrote:

    I prefer Veronica, that is my real life name, here in the real life im called Roni or Veronica. Here in cyberland I have managed to be called many names, some nicer than others. :wink:

    All jokes aside Dawny I really prefer Veronica, but you call me whats easiest, doesnt matter :wink:

    Can i call you V it’s even easier – it’s only got 1 letter :lol:

    #189743

    Doh! I’ll need to read up on my Newfoundland small mammals then.

    #189744

    FFS! I edited that post cos I didn’t think it was funny. Too late now though.

    Ration Books were used by Brits during WW2, when food was rationed. I’m not sure exactly ( and can’t be bothered reading up on it ) when they were done away with, but I’m 52 ( born 1954 ) and I read once that the books were still used up right up until the 50s.

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