Thanks Veronica. I tried those links, but I can’t use the second one because it’s a sound clip and my sound system is out of action at present, but I’ve bookmarked it.
Ignore PB, he likes to hotten things, and if you say anything to upset him he’ll burn you like a flanker. PB was out one day jilliking and by accident hit an empt eating bakeapple on a small island. Having killed it, he skinned it and made some nice cuffs and a vest out of its fur, just to keep him warm so he wouldn’t ever get inflamation. He cooked the empt because he was real gut-foundered after all that work and was badly in need of some duff.