Hi

im just imagining the scenario now

BALLOONS GAFF

busty sits all alone crying banging her keyboard for know other reason than frustration fingering the last dying embers of her hair,why doesn’t anybody love me im like dead nice
she wanders to the garden finds a buttercup nostalgia overwhelms her,she remembers school days holds the buttercup to her chin
he loves me,he loves me not he etc,but it always ends in love me nots
she is gilbert osullivans long lost love

meanwhile la busta son comes home
“hi why you crying mum”
“im not son its just that rogue having a dig at me”

“oh mum what have I told you about taking pwowpa boardsters on ignore him he is an idiot
and he has lost is”

YOUR FLOOR BALLY

There’s a plot? Surely not! :lol:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m not getting old if it means losing the plot like you lot… :lol:

this plot is funny because it’s completely lost the thread….

at a certain point, it is not to be taken seriously, and that point arrived a while ago.

I remember several years ago in the chatroom where everybody was talking manically, and some people (Maria S springs to mind) would just push in meaningless phrases which had the effect of making it all even more incoherent. After initially getting so confused tht my eyeballs were rolling like one-armed bandits, I just Maria’s lead and it became as hilarious.

Can one post on this thread be identified as the point where said plot was lost?

Punches Scep and runs off………………………

all Welsh people are poets…built into them from birth.

*unpunches me from Ms K’s savage blow as I recall Claire Wales’s lyrical riposte to one gentleman that she would take his willy and wrap it around his bloody neck. Just note the alliteration and smooth control of vowels (not bowels, I add, having a bit of the Welsh in me blood)

Ms K does have a tendency to give people an almighty smack in the gob. I’ve been reading about the Sikhs and I now understand why — apparently they are the reason why India’s army keeps out of politics and Pakistan’s army constantly punches governments in the gob – comes from the clever way the Raj made use of them.

*my turn to run fast.

so what happened to savvy then?