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That,s something I,ve often wondered about Drivel. I mean Lesibians don,t like men right? So why is one, always really feminine, and the other one has a crewcut, walks, talks and dresses like a bloke, and has the strapon? And when they have their civil partnership ceremonies, the “female” will wear the dress and the “bloke” wears a 3 piece suit. What,s that all about then?
This has got nothing to do with veggies btw, but it,s still interesting to ponder over innit? :lol:The similarities between lesbians and vegetarians are actually quite striking. The vegetarian would prefer veg and two veg as opposed to meat and two veg but feel left out if their carrot doesnt resemble a sausage in some way. Similarly a lesbian feels rather inadequate if her sexual plaything (whether human or plastic) doesnt resemble the one thing they claim to despise the most.
lmao at the funniness of this thread turning from vegetarians to bodybuilding lesbians!!
None of the lesbians I know follow this stereotype, its a big myth invented by guys who are put out that a girl prefers a bit of the other and not their meat sausage.
I like meat sausage, but it doesn’t make me a lesbian (er… does it???)
Well, if you are having to ask yourself the question PB….. candycoated turd!!!! <<<< brilliant!!
@forumhostpb wrote:
I like meat sausage, but it doesn’t make me a lesbian (er… does it???)
I thought you were more of a carrot man myself… :lol:
I love a bit of stuffed marrow meself. :lol:
So the conclusion reached so far is that there is a significant correlation between vegetarians and lesbians. Neither group likes meat but both groups prefer their fake meat to look like real meat.
Hmmmmm food for thought eh?
Heifer whines could be human cries
Closer comes the screaming knife
This beautiful creature must die
This beautiful creature must die
A death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDERAnd the flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It’s death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDERAnd the calf that you carve with a smile
Is MURDER
And the turkey you festively slice
Is MURDER
Do you know how animals die ?Kitchen aromas aren’t very homely
It’s not “comforting”, cheery or kind
It’s sizzling blood and the unholy stench
Of MURDERIt’s not “natural”, “normal” or kind
The flesh you so fancifully fry
The meat in your mouth
As you savour the flavour
Of MURDERNO, NO, NO, IT’S MURDER
NO, NO, NO, IT’S MURDER
Oh … and who hears when animals cry ?Maybe one of the reasons some vegetarian food resembles meat is so that those people who have given meat up for health reasons, or for people who have become increasingly worried about consuming meat because of diseases such as cjd, they can still enjoy something that looks and tastes like meat, but is far healthier. Quorn is known to be very low in fat and can be used in a number of dishes as a meat substitute.
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