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All blondes dont realise that they are blonde, cos they’re as thick as sh/it. :D
@bat wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@bat wrote:
And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.
well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:
I,m blonde am I? Well I didnt know that ugo. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:
well you act like one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…
Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17’s) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There’s a stamp on it.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I speak high Dutch, it’s called Afrikaans :lol:
first time in my life ive been thankfull not to be a blonde heehee (I only act like one)
@ugo wrote:
@bat wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@bat wrote:
And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.
well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:
I,m blonde am I? Well I didnt know that ugo. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:
well you act like one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…
Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17’s) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There’s a stamp on it.
Ok ugo, I admit, reluctantly, thats funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is certainly no dumb blonde .. maybe herman was dropped as a baby by a blonde midwife…. may explain a lot !!! ( bet he was a cute baby though !! ) :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
“How do you give shoulders?” :lol: :lol: :lol:@ugo wrote:
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
“How do you give shoulders?” :lol: :lol: :lol:Heheheheheeheheeeee! Funny that Ugo! :lol: :lol:
@bunny wrote:
Is certainly no dumb blonde .. maybe herman was dropped as a baby by a blonde midwife…. may explain a lot !!! ( bet he was a cute baby though !! ) :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
I was a beautiful baby once, then when I was a toddler, I had blonde hair, I’m so happy I have intelligent genes, they decided to get rid of the blonde and they made it all fall out.
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