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@forumhostpb wrote:
Cute little bundles of fluff huh? Furry crap machines more like.
OK …… here’s how to make a cat bark like a dog.
You pour petrol all over it and flick a lighted match at it…..
……….. and it goes ……
WOOF !!!
Health and Safety Warning:
Please ensure that you use lead free petrol so as to protect the environment and don’t stand too close in case the exploding petrol burns you.
For the most realistic effect, please nail the cat’s paws to a block of wood first as this will stop it from running back into the house and setting light to things.
Thank you……
Your just bloody cruel you are. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Cute little bundles of fluff huh? Furry crap machines more like.
OK …… here’s how to make a cat bark like a dog.
You pour petrol all over it and flick a lighted match at it…..
……….. and it goes ……
WOOF !!!
Health and Safety Warning:
Please ensure that you use lead free petrol so as to protect the environment and don’t stand too close in case the exploding petrol burns you.
For the most realistic effect, please nail the cat’s paws to a block of wood first as this will stop it from running back into the house and setting light to things.
Thank you……
As an animal lover, i feel it would be cruel to use nails on these poor creatures, so i will opt for no more nails glue when i do it.
You should try tying two cats tails together with a piece of string and hang them over a washing line. They fight like crazy.. :D
@fastcars wrote:
You should try tying two cats tails together with a piece of string and hang them over a washing line. They fight like crazy.. :D
You evil sod. tut. :evil: :evil: :evil:
…. and if you torched them with petrol (see above) they’d go……
WOOF …… WOOF
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