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I aim to please.. :lol: (Shame British Gas can’t adopt the same attitude).. :shock:
@woohoo wrote:
Save Gas.. FA RT in a money box.. :D
Might I suggest a crisp packet!! I am reliably informed the effect is better !!!!!!! :-… :-
Never wipe your ar*se with a broken bottle is a top tip
If you like a nice strong curry, why waste money on prime beef or chicken when a tin of Whiskas will suffice?
Times are hard and haulage firms are feeling the pinch. If you have a big 2-axle lorry and you need to carry more than it’s allowed, why not make it an extra set of wheels out of MDF and paint them to match the other wheels. Then your lorry will look ‘legal’ again when it’s actually 30% overloaded. This would cost a matter of a few pounds, compared to a few thousand to have an real extra axle fitted.
If your neighbours annoy you Buy a television set exactly like the one they have . Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control. :)
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner
Sweetcorn fans. Save money on loo paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan.
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