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Right Pebbles I have had a good look at the Jeremy Kyle web page, and it looks like they are intrested…..
Being a tranny who can’t get IVF on the NHS (until they chop me nuts off)
Who’s just been dump by my ex p orn star g/f, (confused lesbo)
Who feels anger over tesco’s plan to knock down me tent in their car park
Who has never spoke to the pet cat “smuggy” for years, (but its the cats flaut, it never told me it loves me.)
Who needs a DNA test to prove that I’m not a total bar-stard
And a lie detector test to prove I’m not making the whole thing up. ( like anyone would?)
Pebbles can be my ex g/f’s wife with 16 kids who told the papers she won the lotto, (but only £10 and went on a 3 millon pound spenting binge.)
But we need to act fast, they have a women who works has a taxie cab hooker lined up.
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D
Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:
You don’t seem to be the brightest kid on the block either or you’d noticed that cellier is not a word used in the english language. What the plonker probably meant was cellar.
I don’t really know why I do read all that trash on the boards, or in the chatrooms, I know before I even start that you lot are uneducated and can’t spell. Flipping trailer trash.@rainbowbrite wrote:
Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D
Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:
You don’t seem to be the brightest kid on the block either or you’d noticed that cellier is not a word used in the english language. What the plonker probably meant was cellar.
I don’t really know why I do read all that trash on the boards, or in the chatrooms, I know before I even start that you lot are uneducated and can’t spell. Flipping trailer trash.And by the way, I’ve not voted.
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Right I’m sick of working, paying tax and getting up in the middle of the night.
So its time for me to hide me cash, get on benfits and spend me days doing what I like.
What is the best way?
want me too break your legs?
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Right I’m sick of working, paying tax and getting up in the middle of the night.
So its time for me to hide me cash, get on benfits and spend me days doing what I like.
What is the best way?
Another option would be to find a woman, have 7+ children with her and the state will provide you and your tribe with a house, plenty of money, free school meals for the kids etc etc.
And the best is, you’ll be able to spend all day in JC and make an even bigger prat of yourself.
Some folks call that “pulling a chele”. Good luck.
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