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  • #9858

    Right I’m sick of working, paying tax and getting up in the middle of the night.

    So its time for me to hide me cash, get on benfits and spend me days doing what I like.

    What is the best way?

    #324565

    Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D

    Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:

    #324566

    I think that you should spend your time hanging around chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl looking for casual sex.

    If you get caught you can always say that you were trying to keep the place clean for decent chatters to use.

    if you get ‘lucky’ you can make a fortune (tax free) by blackmailing the blokes that reply.

    #324567

    Do you think this lot have any money?

    If they had money, they would be paying for my chicken p or n site and not always looking for freebles on here.

    #324568

    cant believe you spelt all those words correctly in the options!

    That will aid you in filling out the claim forms for your benefits.

    #324569

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    if you get ‘lucky’ you can make a fortune (tax free) by blackmailing the blokes that reply.

    :lol:

    #324570

    Just carry on wanking, it’s what you do best.

    #324571

    As much as my job sometimes stresses me out and i think arrrrghhhhhh i hate it!!! I really couldnt be one of those people who sits on their ass all day claiming benefit. I’d be bored stiff after the first week

    #324572

    I am sure you would be “busy” doing odd jobs for cash and day time tv shows.

    You could always help pb out, we all know he needs “help”

    #324573

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    I am sure you would be “busy” doing odd jobs for cash and day time tv shows.

    You could always help pb out, we all know he needs “help”

    Ok Doa, you win. After the day i’ve had i’m quite willing to pack it all in. Could you hook me up with Tricia, or whats that other blokes name….yeah him Jeremy Kyle. Set me a couple of interviews up and we’ll split the difference.

    PB, in the meantime… got any odd jobs you need doing??

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