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Dear and honoured Sunny, Thank to you for your speedy reply to my plea. We can give you the assurance that you can travel in the clothes that you stand in no problem.
This track suit you wear sounds most smart and may be too smart for us humble people. We shall provide you with the fine cloth for to make you the dresses to wear here. Please do not wear too much of the gold. My business accomplices are honest men but they can be tempted by riches and there are thieves everyplace.
I am so pleased that your many children can steal the car radio so quick. We believe most strongly in recycling in Nigeria and they will make plenty riches in this way.
I have spoken with my very good freind who work for the Yobi State government and he say that your mobile telephone will be most welcome for him and he help you to use it real good.
I did show your picture to the men of the village especially the one with the operating mark and they all say that you are most fat indeed and cannot wait to look more closely upon you.
Please do not be concerned about being too old – our men venerate the elderly fat women unlike your UK men who pass them over the hill.
We shall see you on the boat of my cousin near to Mr Tommy’s flooded house on top of the hill in the Yorkshire.
That has gotta be Charles in disguise innit?
My heart skiped a beat when you said im truly fatiest ….To think all my hard work slaving over the walk to Mcdonalds as paid off
I shall tell my children to await their new father To witch the 11 oldest said god not again
But they will be happy to no they can go and show your villiage the ways to make easy ritches
I now will go and make a chip butty c00ked in lard and fresh butter and await the journey 8)
Venerable Sunny, the men of my village are awaiting for you to come for them and they will fill your belly with plenty Nigerian meat.
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
That has gotta be Charles in disguise innit?
Nope Max, I,m tellin ya, it,s a “friend” of Hajis. And Tommy? If I see one person turn up at my house with a tea cloth on his head and dark glasses and a camel, may God have mercy on you young man. :twisted: :twisted:
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@hermangrrrman! wrote:
That has gotta be Charles in disguise innit?
I see someones penny dropped at last…a few months down the line!
Welcome back into the room sir.
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