A woman sitting in a Perth restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a
few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
locals, Kenzie and Bruce sitting at the next table turned to look at
her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie
The woman signalled ‘No!’, desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?” asked Bruce. The woman shook her head No!!! With
that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack Of
her bottom .
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the o bstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bruce said in admiration “Ya know Kenzie, I’d heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do
it .