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    @sharongooner wrote:

    Your welcome!

    my friend never told her hubby about her toy, when they were moving he could hear buzzing coming from one of the boxes. Concerned, he opened the box and much to the delight of my friend pulls out her vibrator infront of her brother, mother and father.

    oh poor girl!!

    She laughs about it now.

    Moral = never have secrets 8)

    Reminds me of the time my mom was helping me moving and I packed up my toys in with my underwear, thinking they be safe in there. Mom decides to help unpack. All I could hear from my bedroom was “OH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK DDDAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHAAATTTTT THHEEEEE????”
    I just cringed and went up and said “that’ll teach ya for being so nosey eh”

    :oops:

    #379432

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Im a happy 10 at the moment, but that could all change after two very important football matches today.

    Dont let me down fellas XXXXXX

    I presume you mean the England game and Hinckley United’s FA Cup match at Hitchin?
    Getting through to the next round at this stage is massive.

    hitchins down the road from me but i will be at barrows farm watchin arlo!

    its gonna be massive!

    #379433

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Your welcome!

    my friend never told her hubby about her toy, when they were moving he could hear buzzing coming from one of the boxes. Concerned, he opened the box and much to the delight of my friend pulls out her vibrator infront of her brother, mother and father.

    oh poor girl!!

    She laughs about it now.

    Moral = never have secrets 8)

    Reminds me of the time my mom was helping me moving and I packed up my toys in with my underwear, thinking they be safe in there. Mom decides to help unpack. All I could hear from my bedroom was “OH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK DDDAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHAAATTTTT THHEEEEE????”
    I just cringed and went up and said “that’ll teach ya for being so nosey eh”

    :oops:

    oh cringe! :lol:

    #379434

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Your welcome!

    my friend never told her hubby about her toy, when they were moving he could hear buzzing coming from one of the boxes. Concerned, he opened the box and much to the delight of my friend pulls out her vibrator infront of her brother, mother and father.

    oh poor girl!!

    She laughs about it now.

    Moral = never have secrets 8)

    Moral = never let ya hubby rummage in ya particulars..and certainly not in front of the family unless they’re stricken with the Stevie Wonders. 8)

    I’ve sorted it with my sister
    If anything happens to me she has instructions to look in the drawers under my bed before anyone else can get to them
    I’d have thrown them out before now
    but what if cats or foxes get into my bin bags and leave them strewn over the garden :shock:

    #379435

    4

    Tish day at work
    Shattered

    #379436

    4
    curryman knocked me back a bit
    t wat
    (he was ugly anyway and he was wearing baggy jeans) :roll:

    #379437

    4 ? 4 is bloody good 8-[

    #379438

    not when I’ve reached the dizzy heights of 6 on previous occasions
    and was looking forward to climbing to a 7

    #379439

    bon bon that beastie gives me the creeps

    #379440

    That beastie is Rupert and he is a present from Pats

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