Have you heard the one about the….

@pinkyoda wrote:

@ubermik wrote:

Lastly) I said if you want a job doing PROPERLY, so even if I did have an available woman to perform the act the rib quandry would still apply to it being done well, coz although we tell ickle wimminsey folks they are brill at it thats purely because were too lazy for ribremovalectomies and opt for the cop out of telling the little dears they have the hang of it to continue getting ok, average or substandard workwomanship rather than none :lol:

z) I’m still paying off the fine from last time I got caught trying to smear next doors poodle in marmite and remove all of its teefies :?

A) But they dont NEED training, you just have to be creative with how and where you serve their dog food :wink:

Obviously another man who has never had a woman who knows what she’s doing, or are you just another man who has never had a woman? :P :P :P :P

Lol, Obviously you’re someone who buys into “go girl” post modern feminist nonsense it seems

Ok, to put it into perspective

Most men it seems think ANY BJ is a good one, most also WOULD rather repeatedly get an average one on a regular basis than none at all, most men also DO tell women they are “super fabbo at them” when either they arent, or simply because they dont know the difference between a good one and an average unimaginative one

Many women dont actually ENJOY doing them, they do them because of what it gets them in return, because they feel its expected or “normal” to do them, because they know men like them, because they know men DONT like to NOT get them and a whole host of other eroneous reason

But as with cunnilingus, someone who actually enjoys felating tends to be far better than someone who doesnt, someone with imagination will be better than someone with none and unfortunately that does seem to rule out most women as I would guess if it were possible for a woman to reach her own slime chute THAT would also be better than “most” if not all men, as nobody knows what THEY like at any given moment in time any better than them themselves which is common sense really and SHOULD go without saying

But to put a bit of blatant logic in response to your reply

A man who HASNT had a woman who knows what she is doing wouldnt KNOW most are pretty drole, average and unremarkable at doing them, to THAT man even the crappiest BJ would seem amazing. To realise they arent you have to have had some that ARE amazing

Which is hardly surprising really considering that even most BJ’s depicted in porn films are actually pretty crap and ininspiring anyway, so its hardly like young men are bombarded with knowledge about what makes for a GOOD schlong chobbling really to begin with

On the flip side tho, although pretty much every woman alive THINKS they are fabulous at them, thats merely because of what they will have been repeatedly told by countless men who would rather have had those average or substandard blow jobs rather than say otherwise and risk the woman acting like a woman and going on a BJ blockade in protest as is a common reaction amongst ickle wimminsey folks when theyre “fabulousness” at such things is called into question

Infact, most women would whinge like a stuck pig if men put as little effort and imagination into going down on them as they show during a BJ lol

So now I DO know the difference, have experienced it from quite a few partners but they are far from the majority it would appear, most are just pretty ordinary at doing them, some pretty crap but ALL “think” they are “super” at them no matter how good or dreadful they really are

But it does seem the case that the women who truly are exceptional are also the ones who are less likely to ever say so, whereas the more someone does comment on how “excellent” they are the worse they seem to be at them for some strange reason :?

@ubermik wrote:

Infact, if you REALLY want to put some perspective on the subject

MOST women have never made a man have an orgasm even accidentally, wouldnt have the faintest idea how to make a man have an orgasm and dont even know men CAN have an orgasm

Look at my mouth (avatar)! Do you honestly think with lips made for the ‘job’ I would be rubbish? I know I’m good and not because I have been told so, I don’t need to hear words to know I’m the best! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Ok Mr. Ubermik you asked for it!

Anyway M. Ubermik this thread is getting longer and longer, we are never ever going to agree.
Time for a new subject please, I’ll be kind and let you pick.
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Oh yeah, one last point

Can you find a single sentence where I have mentioned MY sexual fulfillment?

As far as I knew it was an objective discussion on a general topic, or were you having a specifically subjective one then instead?

One persons experience is to any general topic like a raindrop in an ocean as far as relevance or preceedence is concerned and as such isnt indicative of anything other than their own miniscule personal experience of a broad and diverse topic so its hardly worth even including really as its a tad worthless

IE, if one person has a good sex life that doesnt mean millions dont, and vice versa

Similarly, the fact that SOME attractive people are considerate attentive lovers doesnt mean all the people who have found the opposite with many of them are lying, just that they have either dated totally different attractive people or have differing sexual preferences

Whereas you seem to be talking as tho one person, any person whos experience agrees with the view you already hold is proof of every single other person in a select sub category of mankind and that to say otherwise is just “wrong”

But then again, you also thought a picture of your lips was some indication of sexual prowess too didnt ya lol :wink:

The original point I made was that most women ARENT exceptional at BJ’s, infact most will tend to be about averageish with very poor and very exceptional being the minorities, that point you criticised and refuted

However, it its NOT the case then no man WOULD have to look for a woman who would be “understanding” because according to you they already are so “looking” should never ever be necessary should it? So why suggest it?

Fair ppint about it being a “sort of” serious discussion tho, and perhaps the reason your posts have seemed hystyrical, defensive and irrational is actually because you werent trying to sensibly and objectively discuss the topic in hindsight so that would be a mistake on my part

But what you have actually been disagreeing with is impirical data from studies and surveys performed over several decades including hundreds of thousands of people rather than my own person experience which hasnt been included in the discussion even once, so rather than me its hundreds of scientists sociologists, counsellors and various other proffessionals you’ve been accusing of talking nonsense, I was merely relaying their findings lol

Ho hum