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@oss wrote:
@sarah* wrote:
@matty wrote:
oss , we are scaring her away
ohhh I’ve just discovered the quote thing which must be why I’m replying to you both :twisted:
On that note….I guess I shall take my leave and allow you both to keep whittling those notches…
It’s been….revealing :wink:
See what you done matty m8, as soon as you mentioned the notches she runs off. Your sweet talking has blown it again :lol: :lol:
tell me about it, my chatting up skills need to be worked on
Good night Sarah, see ya later Matty m8 :D
Anonymousg’night :D
I’m still waiting for the punchline :shock:
JC??
I thought he was crucified 2000 years ago :shock:
Or did he just get a little cross and it was just exagerated from then on? :lol:
@ubermik wrote:
JC??
I thought he was crucified 2000 years ago :shock:
Or did he just get a little cross and it was just exagerated from then on? :lol:
Well you got your ‘punchline’ then! Even if you did have to do it yourself!
:lol:
Well they DO say that if you want a job doing properly, do it yourself
The two questions I have tho are
1) Who on earth is “they”?
and
2) If the job you want doing properly is one that involves “blowing” :wink: , then how many ribs do you need to have removed because I’m just not that supple :(
Obviously I’m just guessing with the second one you understand :oops: :lol:
@ubermik wrote:
Well they DO say that if you want a job doing properly, do it yourself
The two questions I have tho are
1) Who on earth is “they”?
and
2) If the job you want doing properly is one that involves “blowing” :wink: , then how many ribs do you need to have removed because I’m just not that supple :(
Obviously I’m just guessing with the second one you understand :oops: :lol:
Answers:
1) ‘They’ are the voices in your head, the ones that tell you to eat cucumber sarnies while wearing a polka dot dress with your grans oversized tights. You do have those voices in your head dont you??
2) Well if you had a woman who would be willing to perform the ‘blowing’ for you, then you wouldn’t have to remove a rib. Failing that you could always train next doors poodle to do it for you!
:P
Jeez, you really must take me for an idiot :shock:
1) you forgot to mention the sarnies HAVE to be cut diagonally rather than across the middle when wearing polka dots
3) Wheres 2? :shock:
2) Phew, there it is
F) The voices never agree on anything, so it usually ends up being decided by a ballot, the most annoying aspect of that is the echo :oops:
9) The tights fit perfectly AND are my grandads ACTUALLY :P
Lastly) I said if you want a job doing PROPERLY, so even if I did have an available woman to perform the act the rib quandry would still apply to it being done well, coz although we tell ickle wimminsey folks they are brill at it thats purely because were too lazy for ribremovalectomies and opt for the cop out of telling the little dears they have the hang of it to continue getting ok, average or substandard workwomanship rather than none :lol:
z) I’m still paying off the fine from last time I got caught trying to smear next doors poodle in marmite and remove all of its teefies :?
A) But they dont NEED training, you just have to be creative with how and where you serve their dog food :wink:
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