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What do you call an MP who doesn’t cheat?
Retired :lol:HUSBAND: You act like you think I’m a perfect idiot.
WIFE: Not quite – you’re not perfect :lol:MAN: I can’t find my wife can I talk to you?
PRETTY GIRL: Why?
MAN: Because every time I talk to a pretty girl, my wife appears from nowhere.Did you hear about the devil-worshiping dyslexic?
He sold his soul to Santa. :lol:
(I know I know I’ve had too much time on my hands recently) :lol:Woman and Man sitting at a bar in a pub!
The woman sneezed, her glass eye shot out across the bar, and onto the floor!
The man picked it up, walked over to the lady, and handed it back to her.
In return for the kind act, the lady insisted on buying the man a drink!
After the drink she insisted on buying him a meal.
After the meal, she insisted on taking him back to her place..
“Wait”, said the man, “You don’t have to go this far to repay me”.. “Do you do this to every man you meet in a bar?”.. To which the woman replies..
“ONLY THE ONES WHO CATCH MY EYE”.. #-o
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