Have A Great Weekend

Went to a barbeque last nite, and took along a bottle of voddy! The chick who’s house it was decided to leave her trampoline out in her back garden FFS!

After nailing half a bottle of voddy, I decided to do a bit of excerising on her feckin trampoline :evil:

Being a confident pi/sshead, I thought it would be a good idea to do a front sumasalt, and I successfully pulled it off!

Now I was getting c0cky!

I decided to perform a backward sumasalt, and f00k me I nearly killed myself :lol:

I landed on my head and somehow I have managed to bruise the top of my ribcage near me collarbones and the middle 2 fingers on my right hand are swollen and I cant move them :evil: :evil:

This post has taken me ages to write with me left hand :evil:

I found it nearly impossible to wipe me ar/se earlier too! :shock:

Left handed masturbation is gonna be tricky in the morning! :shock:

Im goin to A&E in the morning after my wa/nk cos im in f00king agony! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :evil: :evil: :evil:

@pats wrote:

i/ve just had the worst weekend of my life. roll on monday. :evil:

sorry to hear thats pats..remember its a new start of the week,,and yer strong xx