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gadzooks im shocked ! not had a serious game of feelio fo’s for a long time !
You can ave some when you come through mine soon.
When you coming down btw? 8)
oooh im all flustered and hot noo ! I need to plan a summer tour :) my wee pal from another place lives Catford way,so i have her on a promise o a night in the Tigers head ! IF its still open.Last time we went it was all BNP supporters and i sung ” yiddish mama” with the band..:)
actually i can some anytime,as im cheaper to london than i am to Stoke on Trent,what with all the offers down the East coast way !
I adore London and the outskirts of it..lived there long enough to know where to avoid ! I near hyperventilated on the Victoria tube though,the sheer human traffic ! dunno if i have been to Essex,fairly au fait with south london,surrey and Kent. Och my wee tottie Scone id find YOU :)
just dont say ye live in East fooking Croydon LOL…( i know YA DONT) but i have re-curring dreams of it,,and no one spoke ENGLISH !!! not a fecking soul !
We are just off Liverpool Street Rubes, not too far. You’ll be fine.
Lets do it in the summer… it dont matter so much falling asleep on the floor then does it lol
i know Liverpool street as i used to live In Dalston in the East End..so went through it a few times. its was the damm Thames Link that got me,,im used to using stations that i know,I should have went to London Bridge for my train to surrey,,or Victoria,but i thought id be ever sooo brave walking up the Caledonian road !! that went well,,then i got on wrong train ! and forgot my mobile ! I was meeting an old friend,and totally lost.I was scared he would assume id changed my mind and go away and i didnt have his address !!
ebded up in an Afghan taxi,with the bloke lecturing me on Mohammed.! he got more and more sinister with every mile he went wrong on his SAT NAV ! i wasnted to get to Horley,,he set SATNAV to Heathrow !!! all those little lanes and him staring at me in mirror,,reminding me his wife never drank ! and how Mohammed would think it ok if he was to crash as ME as a passenger ! as Mohammed would see it as HIM saving an infidel !!im an alien,,im a legal alien,,i was a scotswumman in East Croydon !
“Im a pi/sed up drunk in Newark” :lol:
I think Ive had the same cab driver… you cannot beat london cabbies eh?!
this was from an office ! I assumed id be okay as it was office work..firstly i was going to west croydon,but time was wearing on and i asked the fare to Horley.we agreed £30..i was panicking.now id been down there a few times.and i knew to head for redhill and Gatwick…im not joking an HOUR later were still in leafy lanes ! i saw planes overhead,,but not GATWICK,,FECKING ‘EATHROW ! … he blamed me ! now im sorry but a fare is a fare and he said 30 quid,,! so i handed it to him and he was tutting ! no tip,,ran out at Horley,,and seen my friend who waited on me,,i was shaking ! he kinda growled at me !! and put a curse on my erse ! so i double karma’d HIM .!!! and cursed him with rab roy mcgreeors bleeding piles !!
now as an normal Placid,Timid person…..(coughs) lets just say the Afghan was more scared of me ! as i chased his mini cab skirling curses from carlins ! and telling him the eternal Scottish threat “” Yer Teas OOT PAL!! “teach HIM to put a fatwa on me !!!
happy birthday rubes again, and try not to say “feck off geoff” to me this time……….
hahaha
sorry just saw this toybulldog..thanks.
and fvck off frank :)
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