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    Nic

    Those two have always been famous for turning things around to better suit themselves. Infact isnt that your specialty Fast?

    Only licking going on around here im afraid is you licking PATS ass, something else you excel at. :D

    Still love you though dont forget xx

    #306074

    Wonder what his or Pats timely retort will be now. Perhaps I am ranting again, I’ll say no more, although my benelovence is legendary, as I gave them a good chuckle, apparently.

    #306075

    Oh you sure gave us a good chuckle…. no hard feelings though… I much prefer the banter with the likes of you and Nic than the mwaah mwaah brigade on these boards. 8)

    Oh and i forgot to mention something……

    Happy Birthday Rubes… :D

    #306076

    Bless, you backed down from your previous rant… lets all kiss and make up.

    #306077

    Mwaah Mwaah xx … :wink:

    #306078

    I ain’t kissing Pats she’s old enough to be my mother and I’m no spring chicken!

    #306079

    @fastcars wrote:

    Oh you sure gave us a good chuckle…. no hard feelings though… I much prefer the banter with the likes of you and Nic than the mwahh mwahh brigade on these boards. 8)

    Oh and i forgot to mention something……

    Happy Birthday Rubes… :D

    about flipping time fastcars ! was near my next birthday before ya got yer erse in gear :)

    #306080

    @fastcars wrote:

    You may get to the end of the rainbow one day……. but I doubt it….. nite all 8)

    Dont you bring me into this young man. I aint done nuffink!

    #306081

    Nic

    Awwwwwwww seems I forgot as well.

    Happy belated Rubes ya old crony.

    Heres to you Rubes.

    I get drunk and I stumble to the puter and conjure up a bitch to bone when I’m alone
    F ucked up, tore back I need to take a p iss
    Only when I’m drunk? I sing a song like this
    My grandma and your grandma… Sittin by the fire
    Hold on, turn that beat off!
    No, keep it going
    Crazy Town, yo y’all just not known’
    I get drunk and start talking more s hit and when I got a gun in my hand
    You better get…Out ‘Cause my brain just ain’t what it used to be
    Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.

    I get ….(Uh!)… damn I’m drunk.
    I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
    I get ….(Uh!)… damn I’m drunk.
    I need a chunk, no better yet
    A hunk of that funk

    Yeah I’m good bad, dope I’m freaky fresh
    I make hip-hop fans say “yes” “yes”
    Crazy’s comin’ thru you know we’re gonna blow up
    Hold up wait I think I’m gonna throw up, Na’ false alarm
    I’m getting all ladies with my cool charm
    When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
    Yeah , but only when I’m drunk.

    CHORUS:
    Yeah, only when I’m drunk
    Only when I’m drunk It happens only when I’m drunk.

    It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
    I’m that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
    Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
    That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
    Sippin’ colt forty fever when I’m coolin’ with my people
    Got ho’s in east Columbus when I’m Billy D. Rico
    “Cause I move like I’m smooth like Like I’m Harry Belafonte
    Lookin’ for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
    All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
    But that’s cause I’m old enough to do that of shit
    God damn. I gotta piss
    I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.

    I get drunk and can’t nobody whoop me
    I’m trippin’ it must be that brew that Iwas sippin’
    Kickin’ in, guess I shouldn’t have mixed it with the Gin
    ‘Cause when I’m laying on my back I can feel the room spin
    One too many, I reckon Feelin’ I got to hurl any second
    Want to get up but can’t move
    Feels like I’m stuck in a groove
    What the fuck was I trying to prove
    I got a knack for downin’ four-o’s
    All the hos know them doobie bros
    People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
    I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I’m drunk.

    CHORUS:
    Yeah, only when I’m drunk
    Only when I’m drunk It happens only when I’m drunk.

    Hope you had a great day Ruby love xxxxxxxxxxx

    #306082

    What a lovely touch Nic, I’m filling up again.

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