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26 January, 2008 at 5:54 pm #306073
Those two have always been famous for turning things around to better suit themselves. Infact isnt that your specialty Fast?
Only licking going on around here im afraid is you licking PATS ass, something else you excel at. :D
Still love you though dont forget xx
26 January, 2008 at 6:06 pm #306074Wonder what his or Pats timely retort will be now. Perhaps I am ranting again, I’ll say no more, although my benelovence is legendary, as I gave them a good chuckle, apparently.
26 January, 2008 at 6:33 pm #306075Oh you sure gave us a good chuckle…. no hard feelings though… I much prefer the banter with the likes of you and Nic than the mwaah mwaah brigade on these boards. 8)
Oh and i forgot to mention something……
Happy Birthday Rubes… :D
26 January, 2008 at 6:35 pm #306076Bless, you backed down from your previous rant… lets all kiss and make up.
26 January, 2008 at 6:36 pm #306077Mwaah Mwaah xx … :wink:
26 January, 2008 at 6:37 pm #306078I ain’t kissing Pats she’s old enough to be my mother and I’m no spring chicken!
26 January, 2008 at 6:42 pm #306079@fastcars wrote:
Oh you sure gave us a good chuckle…. no hard feelings though… I much prefer the banter with the likes of you and Nic than the mwahh mwahh brigade on these boards. 8)
Oh and i forgot to mention something……
Happy Birthday Rubes… :D
about flipping time fastcars ! was near my next birthday before ya got yer erse in gear :)
26 January, 2008 at 6:44 pm #306080@fastcars wrote:
You may get to the end of the rainbow one day……. but I doubt it….. nite all 8)
Dont you bring me into this young man. I aint done nuffink!
26 January, 2008 at 6:48 pm #306081Awwwwwwww seems I forgot as well.
Happy belated Rubes ya old crony.
Heres to you Rubes.
I get drunk and I stumble to the puter and conjure up a bitch to bone when I’m alone
F ucked up, tore back I need to take a p iss
Only when I’m drunk? I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma… Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
No, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y’all just not known’
I get drunk and start talking more s hit and when I got a gun in my hand
You better get…Out ‘Cause my brain just ain’t what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.I get ….(Uh!)… damn I’m drunk.
I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get ….(Uh!)… damn I’m drunk.
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funkYeah I’m good bad, dope I’m freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say “yes” “yes”
Crazy’s comin’ thru you know we’re gonna blow up
Hold up wait I think I’m gonna throw up, Na’ false alarm
I’m getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah , but only when I’m drunk.CHORUS:
Yeah, only when I’m drunk
Only when I’m drunk It happens only when I’m drunk.It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I’m that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin’ colt forty fever when I’m coolin’ with my people
Got ho’s in east Columbus when I’m Billy D. Rico
“Cause I move like I’m smooth like Like I’m Harry Belafonte
Lookin’ for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that’s cause I’m old enough to do that of shit
God damn. I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.I get drunk and can’t nobody whoop me
I’m trippin’ it must be that brew that Iwas sippin’
Kickin’ in, guess I shouldn’t have mixed it with the Gin
‘Cause when I’m laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon Feelin’ I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can’t move
Feels like I’m stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin’ four-o’s
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I’m drunk.CHORUS:
Yeah, only when I’m drunk
Only when I’m drunk It happens only when I’m drunk.Hope you had a great day Ruby love xxxxxxxxxxx
26 January, 2008 at 6:51 pm #306082What a lovely touch Nic, I’m filling up again.
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