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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZZZYYYYYY……MMMMMMM 69 MY FAVOURITE NUMBER! *WIGGLES HER TUSH AT CRAZZZYYYYY ANS GRINS. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Happy Birthday Crazy…… u likkle bouncing bundle of joy.. :wink:
69…… :shock: :shock:
I thought that was a position.. :oops:
Happy Burfdi Sweetheart,
You go girl…… 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
awwwwwwwwwwwww THANK you yous lot!!!!!! bless :oops: ,
ive had a wild few days , 8) 8)
Tooo much partying and I am paying for it, :lol: lol .(takes a deep breath) :lol: :lol:
soulieeeeee , ty , xoxoxoxox :lol:
wot you mean they don’t remember me???? :shock: pftttttt :evil:awwwww ty Tempty hunny, luv the personalized happy burfday :D xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :D
hehehe ty lamby xoxoxoxox, much appreciated :lol:
ty diddykinssssssssss xoxoxoxoxoxo :D
ty wilmaaaaaaa xoxoxoxoxoxox LOL yep again 8-[ :lol:
ty Amberose xoxoxoxoxoxox :D
LMFAO mary, ty hunny , xoxoxoxoxoxox :D
gonna nickname you “cheeky git” hahaha!!! lolty Poet , mwaaaaaaaaaah xoxoxoxox :D
ty PP1 xoxoxoxoxoxox :D
ty PATS xoxoxoxoxoxo :lol: :lol:
ooooooooooh wot you doin wiv me bum piccy??? 8)mwaaaaaaaaaah fast ty , xoxoxoxox LOL is it??? O:) :-
ty Gyps hunny xoxoxoxoxox :D
had some cheeky birthday cards as you do , do…. but this one tickled me :lol:
so thought id share it wiv you xoxoxoxoxoxTwo women have a boozy nite out on the town and as they make their way home , they feel an urgent call of nature.
one woman says drunkenly to her mate,
“The cemetary is just up the road ……… we can nip in there,
have a wee behind the old gravestones and nobody will see us!”So they stagger in , find a couple of suitable old headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves.
“I haven’t got anything to wipe myself with” complains one woman.
“I’m gonna use my knickers and chuck em” says the other.
“Not bloody likely!” says the first, “i’m wearing designer knickers at forty quid a pair and theres no way i’m chucking them!”In desperation, she hunts around and manages to find a nice fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that!
Satisfied, the two women stumble off and continue home.
The following morning, one woman’s Boyfriend telephones the other
woman’s Boyfriend, ” I think we’ll have to keep an eye on our Girlfriends mate, mine came home last nite without any knickers!”“You could be rite!” said the other Boyfriend………………………. :roll:
………….”When mine turned over in bed this morning, I found a card
wedged between the cheeks of her bum that read ……………….……… We’ll never forget you ……….
All the lads at the firestation! :lol: :lol::D HAPPY BIRTHDAY hope you have a good day :D/ :D/ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thanks dizzyer xoxoxo i did :lol: :lol:
@Captain Charisma wrote:
happy birthday crusty crack :D
ive got the pervect present rite here in my hand :wink: :Dnooooooo cripplin conk , :shock: anything but THAT :lol: hehehe
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