@toybulldog wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
surving the day at work with nearly everybody off bar me and a manager
surviving the day with no staff and a buzzing fly.
Luckily I had this handy can of Tesco’s own brand furniture polish.
That buzzing fly looked well shiny crawling very slowly across the floor. Sorry mr buddha but the koont got on me nerves big time. I’ll probably come back as one now……..
I once got a horsefly with a shot of Silvikrin hairspray..was appalled and ashamed when I saw the poor little bugger stiffening up with an elvis quiff, and tried to hose it down with water. only to dislodge it’s legs as they snapped and floated down the drain.
I was inconsolable for a week.
I’m still cringing dammit.