Handsaw

Note: Don’t use sign language on a construction site

Bill a construction worker on the third floor of a building is searching for a handsaw to cut some timber. He sees one a couple of floors below near one of the labourers who is sweeping up some rubbish on the first floor. Bill yells down to him, but the labourer indicates that he can’t hear him . So, Bill then tries to use hand signs instead.
He points to his eye, meaning, “I”, then at his knee, meaning, “need”, then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, “handsaw”. The man on the first floor nods his head then drops his pants and begins to have a Wa*k ?.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ”What the hell is wrong with you!! Are you stupid or something? I was trying to say that I needed a bloody handsaw you idiot!!”

The labourer looks calmly at Bill and says, ”Yes I know what you were saying,………………… i was just trying to tell you that I was coming !”