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    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    …If women learned to spell correctly and could cook a decent breakfast, then the incidence of ”shag ’em then dump ’em” would decrease.

    knowing how to spell and cooking well hasn’t saved me from being dumped :roll:
    anything else I should know?

    Well yes … you need to serve up a proper menu at breakfast. None of your beastly EU compliant continental breakfasts, and god help you if you served him Scandinavian raw fishy stuff, cheese & pickles and so on.

    To avoid being unceremoniously dumped you need to prepare the following:

    A couple of (or better still three) fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, hash browns (or chips), bubble & squeak, and a couple of slices of fried bread. Toast & marmalade for afters and loads of fresh coffee.

    Whack THAT on the breakfast table, coupled with a really nice smile,and he will be guaranteed to return again and again.

    #243241

    Yes – sorry I forgot – a clean ashtray for that special cigarette afterwards. (After the meal that is !!!!)

    #243242

    i split up with my x 3 years ago and i will put my hands up and say i was devestated. I was unsure how i was going to live without her. Although i have no feeling for her now and i still see her, i would do anything for her. Well we were together for 6 and a half years.

    #243243

    @tommy wrote:

    thats why we are the superior se/x.

    Yes you are.

    That’s why most of the world’s great leaders, scholars, pilots, generals, strategists, scientists, artists, poets, philosophers, planners, inventors etc etc are men.

    Now which gender is talking out of their ar se?

    Boyakasha.

    but TT there are women that can do those jobs

    so when u giving birth ;-) ;-) ;-)

    #243244

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    …If women learned to spell correctly and could cook a decent breakfast, then the incidence of ”shag ’em then dump ’em” would decrease.

    knowing how to spell and cooking well hasn’t saved me from being dumped :roll:
    anything else I should know?

    Well yes … you need to serve up a proper menu at breakfast. None of your beastly EU compliant continental breakfasts, and god help you if you served him Scandinavian raw fishy stuff, cheese & pickles and so on.

    To avoid being unceremoniously dumped you need to prepare the following:

    A couple of (or better still three) fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, hash browns (or chips), bubble & squeak, and a couple of slices of fried bread. Toast & marmalade for afters and loads of fresh coffee.

    Whack THAT on the breakfast table, coupled with a really nice smile,and he will be guaranteed to return again and again.

    Make sure you give him this every morning then in a few yrs when his heart packs in you can find a new model , simple :-)

    #243245

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Well yes … you need to serve up a proper menu at breakfast. None of your beastly EU compliant continental breakfasts, and god help you if you served him Scandinavian raw fishy stuff, cheese & pickles and so on.

    I’m not Scandinavian… =;

    #243246

    @tommy wrote:

    @angel1 wrote:

    @tommy wrote:

    thats why we are the superior se/x.

    Yes you are.

    That’s why most of the world’s great leaders, scholars, pilots, generals, strategists, scientists, artists, poets, philosophers, planners, inventors etc etc are men.

    Now which gender is talking out of their ar se?

    Boyakasha.

    but TT there are women that can do those jobs

    so when u giving birth ;-) ;-) ;-)

    :shock: :shock: :lol:

    #243247

    I like it! :lol:

    #243248

    I haven’t had a break-up since I was a teenager, touch wood! But I’d guess guy deal with in the same way as girls. It is probably less acceptable for us to be bursting into tears all the time but a lot of women take the stiff upper lip approach too.

    #243249

    @tommy wrote:

    Poofs.

    er……… pot? Kettle? black? :wink: :wink: :lol:

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