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@Bad Manners wrote:
I really dont wanna say it.
They’re as strong as a 3 stone dwarf.strong enough to qualify though
come on bad!! get with the english!!! :D :D :D :D :D
An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to his sister:
“I’ve decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday”. His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says
“Go talk to your mother”.
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds his mother.
“Mum?”
“Yes son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father”.
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
“Dad?”
“Yes son?”
I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
“No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”
The son says, “Yes dad I have.”
“Good son, what is it?”
The son replies, “I’ve only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English ba*tards !:- this picture BM… lol
@soulie wrote:
An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to his sister:
“I’ve decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday”. His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says
“Go talk to your mother”.
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds his mother.
“Mum?”
“Yes son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father”.
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
“Dad?”
“Yes son?”
I’ve decided I’m going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
“No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”
The son says, “Yes dad I have.”
“Good son, what is it?”
The son replies, “I’ve only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English ba*tards !lol @ soulie…
:) :)
My son was born in England and wasn’t sure which team to support when England and Scotland met in the 2004(?) play offs. He would be watching with his friends at school in York and I advised him to support the home team in both matches. What happened? England won in Glasgow, Scotland won at Wembley. Poor lad – he sticks to Rugby now!
@james Belfast wrote:
:) :)
My son was born in England and wasn’t sure which team to support when England and Scotland met in the 2004(?) play offs. He would be watching with his friends at school in York and I advised him to support the home team in both matches. What happened? England won in Glasgow, Scotland won at Wembley. Poor lad – he sticks to Rugby now!
lol Rugby a mans game my dad used to say, u’ll no get a harry hoofer in a scrum half… lol little did he know at times lol
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