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@jen_jen wrote:
What is it with men and man-flu?
Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me: the paracetamol will help, honest.
Him: no, I’ll be ok.later…
Him: ugh I feel awful, my head hurts, my throat is sore, I ache all over, I think it might be that flu bug that’s going around
Me: well take some paracetamol, echinacea and vitamin c and go back to bed, it is Sunday after all
Him: no, it’s ok I’ll be ok (sniff)later…
Him: I feel like crap
Me: well why don’t you take some paracetamol then? That will help, as will some sleep.
Him: no, I’ll be oklater…
Him: Urgh
Me: paractamol, bed
Him: no
Me: stop moaning then
Him: typical woman, no sympathy.:twisted: and it’s only2:20 :twisted:
why cant we just be ill and left alone
@jen_jen wrote:
What is it with men and man-flu?
Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me: the paracetamol will help, honest.
Him: no, I’ll be ok.later…
Him: ugh I feel awful, my head hurts, my throat is sore, I ache all over, I think it might be that flu bug that’s going around
Me: well take some paracetamol, echinacea and vitamin c and go back to bed, it is Sunday after all
Him: no, it’s ok I’ll be ok (sniff)later…
Him: I feel like crap
Me: well why don’t you take some paracetamol then? That will help, as will some sleep.
Him: no, I’ll be oklater…
Him: Urgh
Me: paractamol, bed
Him: no
Me: stop moaning then
Him: typical woman, no sympathy.:twisted: and it’s only2:20 :twisted:
Tell him theres a Chronic Laryngitis Super Bug going around and if he talks anymore for the next three weeks he’ll loose his voice for ever! :twisted:
Tell him theres a Chronic Laryngitis Super Bug going around and if he talks anymore for the next three weeks he’ll loose his voice for ever!
And of course, being a man, heel listen to you… :wink:
@thin ice wrote:
why cant we just be ill and left alone
If you want to be left alone be quiet, stop moaning about how ill you are, and just give us your credit cards to go on a shopping trip :wink: :lol:
I’ve got a cold i aint moaning it’s just a cold
Take a paracetamol and go to bed :wink: :lol:
OK :lol:
Jen I can’t believe how patient you are…unless that was an edited version :lol: I would have lost my rag alot earlier and definitely left the house to go shopping :lol:
FFS. Just Kill him!
Eve if she killed him my god he would NEVER stop moaning! :lol:
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