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    @oss wrote:

    I like it – it is also very bloody true – although i aint got a 22 yr old waitress and i aint wearing yellow either :shock:

    green is the new yellow :lol:

    #149857

    @Made up name wrote:

    Nowadays 80% of women are against
    marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
    Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    Hehe – I’ve got a while before I get to 30, but even I’ve got that one sussed out 8) :lol:

    #149858

    Oss

    @Made up name wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    I like it – it is also very bloody true – although i aint got a 22 yr old waitress and i aint wearing yellow either :shock:

    green is the new yellow :lol:

    Thats alright then i aint wearing green either :lol: :lol:

    I am wearing beigey brown stuff at the mo (me dessie combats) :lol:

    Won’t be wearing green for 6 months 8)

    #149859

    Women over 30 eh??? Was that a reference to therir IQ ???

    #149860

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    #149861

    Just thought I’d see who would bite (he said innocently).

    #149862

    @*Sian* wrote:

    I Wouldn’t bite you with Geoffs

    ……… for which, no doubt, he will be eternally grateful !!!

    #149863

    Can we have some proper insults please and not just squabbling OK?

    #149864

    @Made up name wrote:

    This is for all you girls 30 years and over…. and for those who are
    turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their
    30’s…AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30…This was
    written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
    just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s
    usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a d**n what you might think about her or what she’s doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
    you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
    Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they
    think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
    friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
    friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over
    30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she
    knows her friends won’t betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
    woman over 30. They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
    true of younger women.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
    her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if
    you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to
    wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
    of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
    himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
    for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
    marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
    Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    I must be 32 then :-s

    #149865

    *bangs Geoff and Sian’s heads together* :lol:

    Now if you gonna do this sh*t, do what PB said and give it some hardcore b*tching, this is boring the f*ck outta me :roll: :P :wink:

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