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    @ugo wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..

    Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.

    especially one in the eye

    Japs ……..eye …….?

    I was wondering where my mum and dad got too yesterday. They were sposed to be coming over to mine but they didnt turn up.. :D

    #365681

    what is that round ya dads neck

    #365682

    That is his clippers! :shock:

    #365683

    Not hair clippers obviously

    #365684

    Producers today announced that next yrs show would also feature “watching paint dry” Anna Ryder Richardson, the one that advertises sofas and the puffy one with the frilly shirts are already contracted to star

    #365685

    ARE YOU ALL ON DRUGS? WTF! WAS THIS THREAD ALL ABOUT? :?

    #365686

    am i pleased to see you or is that a trellis in my posing pouch

    #365687

    housemates stroll through the grounds

    #365688

    some of the many msgs froom last seasons watching paint dry

    1 – Mr. Paint says at 2007_05_23_08:20:18.345:
    The painters just showed up, so I’m turning on blogging. Jeff and Mark are checking out the tin man suit of armor.

    2 – “Fred” wrote Let the painters know that we will be watching them to make sure they don’t miss a spot!

    3 – Mr. Paint says Brian has shown up with the paint and misc. materials … so all three of ’em are cranking and tarps are laid down and prep work has started.

    4 – “Anonymous” That guy on the ladder better be careful.
    Mr. Paint replies at 10:10 – Yea, that ceiling fan is a long-reach.

    5 – “UK-Robert” wrote Is that Godzilla next to Buzz Lightyear?

    6 – “Mike Straka” wrote
    BUZZ!!!! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! THERE’S A GODZILLA LOOSE AND HE’S MOVING TOWARD YOU!!! Maybe the Hulk can save you!

    7 – “Anonymous” wrote It’s not paint, it’s FARK.com

    8 – “Smellvin” wrote Please fall off the ladder for our communal amusement.

    9 – “Anonymous” wrote
    You missed a spot.

    10 – “TF’er Enygma I’m in yr interwebz, watchin’ u paint. LOLOHNOES!!!1

    11 – “TF’er markie_farkie” wrote
    You should add a nice wheel of cheddar so we can watch that age, along with the paint drying!
    Mr. Paint replies – I don’t have any wheels of cheddar, but I do have a bag of shredded cheese … so if Drew greenlights this, sure, I’ll toss that out!

    12 – Mr. Paint Glad to report no ladder falls … but they were wayyyy up there! Breaking for lunch – back about 12:30 … and should be spray painting around 2:00.

    #365689

    STOP..FLASH..PAINT DRYING..BREAKING NEWS…


    At last.. a product that solves a particular persistent problem faced by homeowners – mould growth. Mould can appear in many places, but particularly in areas where you least expect it..bedrooms..bathrooms..your gran’s groin.People have been known to fall sick just from exposure.
    Mouldgard is designed to prevent moulds from growing on dodgy surfaces, although it’s best to first prepare the surface by applying Fungicidal Wash prior to painting. This will kill off existing moulds and spores. Get someone to hold down your gran whilst dowsing her liberally.
    Pentalite Mouldgard is my recommendation (even if mould growth is only suspected). Tell-tale signs are, powdery black fungus appearing where walls meet at floor or ceiling level..and gran scratching her fudd like buggery.

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