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In an attempt to promote the sale of the programme to the kids in America Kim Wilde has been brought into the house
Day one..and Monty has been called to the Diary Room which is a stroke of bad luck as he isn’t even in the show.. :twisted:
He apparently had a slight stroke which to be honest Charlie Dimmock didnt object to
@pete wrote:
He apparently had a slight stroke which to be honest Charlie Dimmock didnt object to
It could have been worse..he could have been beating about the bush..
To cut on costs producers have built a greenhouse to produce food for the housemates An unknown has been brought in to help “although not a celebrity” said producers “she does have lovely melons”
Alan has just returned from the potting shed with a task written on an old lollipop stick..
“The gardenmates must construct a complete replica of The Hanging Gardens of Babylon before tea. Pansies and rubber gloves shall be provided…sorry that should read..rubber gloves will be provided for the pansies..”Whats Graham Norton doing on the show thats what i wanna know
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick the two spokesmen for Irish gay rights have questioned the introduction of pansies
Oh..what’s this..Charlie has made a break for the garden gate and pranged her dungarees on some trellis..well it was obvious she wouldn’t get as far as Percy could Thrower. :roll:
She suffered no more than a couple of black eyes. Producers have now insisted she wear a bra
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