Grandma

On xmas day I sat in my special  chair,

Beautiful grandma serving the dinner with her long silver hair,

After xmas dinner, I put on as much makeup as I could,

To go on cam  to satisfy seedy old puds,

I then logged onto Jc to read the lame jokes from Mr Q

His sickly kisses to all chatters making me spew

Xmas time is fun, the baby Jesus and the pope

JC threads of people suicidal swinging from a rope x

Happy xmas you gorgeous peeps from lovely old mags

I will be on my cam tonight to welcome the fags x