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They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there and you say
in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it’s embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it:An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,“Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
“There’s something wrong with my dick,” he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said,
“You shouldn’t come into a crowded doctor’s room and say things like that.”“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said.
The receptionist replied,“You’ve obviously cause! d some embarrassment in this room full of
people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something
and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone.”The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”“I can’t piss out of it,” the man replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. :lol: :lol: :lol:
What is it with them people? How do you handle it? I personally refuse to tell them point blank,this always pisses them off :twisted:
:D ffs giggles i choked on me orange juice then. pml. :D
:lol: :lol:
That cheered me up Giggles! thank you :lol:
(nosey receptionists….they think they are doctors!) :evil:
yeah….personally I think they secretly are pissed off cos they want to be doctors :?
:D my daughters like me.dont mince her words.went to the baby clinic other day an nurse said why do u want to see the dr?…….she had 4 screamin kids in tow an it was red hot………her reply..to see about gettin the coont i live wiv nuts nipped!
:lol: @ Pats…its the heat, makes us do strange thigs i tell thee!
Giggles, something to do with the difference in wage packets no? :roll: :wink:
Yes, i hate the doctors receptionist, she’s worth a SH AG, but the doctor had mixed my file up with someone else’s, he was asking me about all these illnesses that I supposedly had, it was a shock to find out that i had liver disease.
I had to go and sort it out with the receptionist, and rather than ask me PERSONAL questions discreetly, she asked me in front of a roomful of patients, and in a loud toned voice. Not that i had anything to hide, but it weren’t the point!
LOL Giggly Girl.. never really happned to me. my docters seen some sights tho.. :oops:
reminds me of that joke where little boy says to mom: I have too pee! Mom says to the boy: you can’t say that! say something like I feel like singing. Ok, the boy replied. Few weeks after that the boys was staying over a night in his grandmother’s house. In the middle of the night the boy came to his grandmother and said: I feel like singing. Granny said: well sing quietly into granny’s ear… :roll:
@Captain Charisma wrote:
cant be bothered reading it but im gonna laff anyway :lol: :? :D
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