gossip…….. shhhhhhhhhhhh

ok so apparently sunny is sh/aggi everyone, sharon is doin it wiv dave, pats is doin it wiv erummmm dunno *checks cupboard* pb is still chasin his meece, fasty is doin it wiv the tulips but nuff of that

i have some reall goss for ya, it has come to my attention that i have been left an absolute fortune from an aged uncle i never knew i had, apparently he was well connected to the mafiosa , the only thing i remember about him is that he was very keen on horses, so as a council house (bungalow) benefits cheatin……. erum mean recipient , wiv 6 kids of course i cant take the money, so i wud like to share my good fortune wiv each and every one of you , apparently there is 1715 users on this forum, so if you would like to all send me £10 each purely for administration purposes i would send u a share of my £49586676854994003,000,000,000 fortune please send ur registration fee to doyoufinkilookstoopid.com

so as for the gossip element in this post (for DOAs benefit) caff 55 has been arrested and sentenced to 20 lashes and 50 days in pats cupboard for defrauding the JC chatting public……… see ya after i get out of the cupboard……….