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  • #1103133

    If anyone here can guess mrqs job im offering a luxury based prize.

    All he has said about his job is that is it highly sensitive and important.

    What a laugh eh!

    Here are some possibilities.

    British rail ticket collector.  Has the right jobsworth outlook but lacks the brains needed.

    Spy?

    Actor?

    Beekeeper? After all hes like dr Doolittle he can speak to animals.

    Public toilet attendant?

    I  think im along the right lines here.

    What do you guys think?

    #1103134

    a music professor, with his comparison of “Where do you go to, My Lovely’ with bach’s music.

     

    a life insurance salesman, with his acute insight into the fact that ms K is 90 years old.

     

    he writes funeral card rhymes, with his inappropriate comments and simple simon wit?

     

    he works for his mum, helping with the washing up, in return for her buying him a Moog to play with in his bedroom.

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    #1103146

    Im really starting to think he could be a bot.

    #1103149

    Im really starting to think he could be a bot.

    Bot as in bum?

    just checking like 😎

    #1103156

    Not taking a poke here but more thoughts of a musician as he has an ear to play all instruments. Lol. Possible song write editor. Song writer?

    Bike shop owner, tour travel agent perhaps…

    And no not a mortician…he fail at humor putting them in the box for final resting place. Grave digger perhaps. ?

     

    #1103181

    Not a grave digger linda……too dead boring for me…LMAO….who cares what my job is?……milky seems to keep bringing it up……is he jealous cause the job center ask why he’s on here so much when he should be looking for work?……or does he just come in here to see his all time bum chum somer?……who knows and who cares…..i just prefer to do my thing…..

    Must admit though…loved the show Give Us A  Clue when i was a kid…….Michael Aspel presented……they called it Charades…..hey even did it in the twenties or thirties i believe…..well people interacted more then on a human level…..and shows weren’t all about winning money….

    #1103182

    I noticed you having a dig there linda……LMAO ….black humor is a funny thing but only to  a small audience.

    #1103183

    Oh no it’s milky and somer double team again……and people say my jokes are boring and predictable…..LMAO RATF PML…..

    Which of somer and milky is the first tot bend over to pick up the soap then?…..LMAO RATF PML

    #1103207

    Oh q…I give up..

    Have a nice day! :whistle:   :bye:

    #1103220

    joke plz about sticks and rats

     

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