gis a job

A Scouser walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says “Hi! I’m lookin’ for a job”.

The man behind the counter replies “Your timing is amazing!.”

“We’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You’ll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.”

“Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.”

“The salary package is £200,000 a year.”

The Scouser says “You’re bullsh*tting me!”

The man behind the counter says “Well you f*uckin’ started it!”

(Apologies if this offends any Scousers, it’s not meant to. I think you’re all great really).