Ginger Nuts MUST be dipped in tea!!

Good afternoon all. I wanted to write to you all to express my concern surrounding dry ginger nut eating mentalists. The ginger nut. It’s a biscuit. A hard one at that. Not like a Jaffa Cake, ohhh no. It’s so hard, I believe it must be laced with some kind of edible cement!

When shopping , it’s not easy to find a bad ginger nut but if you go with Tesco own brand or McVities, in my opinion, they are the best .

Ginger Nuts

I had a discussion over the weekend about ginger nuts and how to eat them. These aren’t like normal biscuits, by normal I mean Digestives0, rich tea or even a custard cream. You can eat these without dipping at any time. They are not noisy biscuits! The ginger nut is a hard biscuit, so hard that when you take a bite it sounds like a mini-explosion right behind your eyes. Not forgetting the near-whiplash you get when the biscuit finally breaks in your mouth!

Have you ever tried to watch a TV and eat something hard like a ginger nut? It makes the image shake so much and the sound of your own deafening crunching means that you didn’t get to see or hear if Jethro really was the baby’s biological father on Jeremy Kyle, and neither did the person sitting next to you. (Jethro?!)

So dip the bastard in some tea! Or coffee for the tea haters.

So please, I implore you. Dip the nuts, put them in your mouth, and then slap me for being so inappropriate.

Good day.