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  • #499917

    I’m not as drink as peepol think I am.

    #499918

    I’m think as not drunk people as I am.

    #499919

    @pepsi wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    Generally speaking, generalisations are the preserve of the unimaginative. :D

    Raspberry ? :P

    Or strawberry ? :P

    I’m not allowed to mention jam…especially the Strawberry and Champagne jam I bought back from Wimbledon because Mooooooooose will tell me off :lol:

    (waves to Moooooose)

    #499920

    anc

    Wine is made to be drunk, I am drunk, therefore, am I wine? :D

    #499921

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    I’m not as drink as peepol think I am.

    @wordsworth60 wrote:

    I’m think as not drunk people as I am.

    OR

    I’m not as think as drunkle peep I am.

    Thanks for the correction Wordy.

    I was actually too “tired and emotional” to think correctly having just made it to bed, after staying up until 5 am with my sister drinking wine and eating crisps. After considering each others many mistakes and embarrassments, we decided we weren’t so bad after all and got to bed for three hours sleep.

    To go back to generalisations – the Scots drink too much.

    Not true – we drunk exactly the right amount (and were up the next day fit to face up to our family responsibilities).

    8)

    #499922

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    All Indians have corner shops and work 24 hours a day ……and mostly come from Pakistan (Pakistan abbreviated is a regular descriptive of Indians) :lol:

    You sure that’s not true?

    Of course not there’s taxi drivers as well.

    And doctors.

    And builders.

    And clothes designers.

    And dinner ladies.

    :wink:

    Well I was just being modest :lol:

    You mean you do all of those at the same time?

    :shock:

    #499923

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    All Indians have corner shops and work 24 hours a day ……and mostly come from Pakistan (Pakistan abbreviated is a regular descriptive of Indians) :lol:

    You sure that’s not true?

    Of course not there’s taxi drivers as well.

    And doctors.

    And builders.

    And clothes designers.

    And dinner ladies.

    :wink:

    Well I was just being modest :lol:

    You mean you do all of those at the same time?

    :shock:

    Yep, she does, and glamorous, in heels and going backwards!!!!

    #499924

    @terry wrote:

    Romanians have caravans and are not to be trusted.

    Romanians are from the country of Romania ….. Surely ?

    :shock:

    #499925

    @pepsi wrote:

    @terry wrote:

    Romanians have caravans and are not to be trusted.

    Romanians are from the country of Romania ….. Surely ?

    :shock:

    And your point is..??

    #499926

    * gets out broom to make sweeping generalisation:

    The only thing Terry posts is “and your point is?”

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