Generalisations

I just got this e-mail, its funny cause its true :oops:

Irishness is…

Describing someone with longstanding, persistent and untreated psychosis as “a character”.

Saying “There’s definitely no recession here!” every time you see more
than … 5 people in a pub

Saying “Ah but he’s very good to his mother” about some utter lunatic

TK Red lemonade and white pudding. Not together of course

Your ma or da greeting you with the phrase “d’ya know who’s dead?”

That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion

You’re not drinking??? Are you on antibiotics?

Wallpaper on your school books

Being Grand!!

Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours

Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon.

Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent

Flat 7UP heals all illnesses

Using Fùck off insted of Are you serious?

Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards

All men in JC are single, hunky, tall, slim with own teeth and hair. :D

Well, in that case I look like this……………….. :lol:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

And all the women are thirty something and beautiful…. they never send thier picture though because they are above all that :D

All I can say is that I look like this and I am 48! :lol:

And I have sellotape for my hair extensions :lol: :lol: :lol: – that is for acs pmsl :D