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  • #417267

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Sometimes I think I must be on a different planet to some people….

    You and me both !

    Think I preferred not being able to get online :roll:

    #417268

    thinks the tag line, ‘So you can start feeling yourself again’ for Canesten Duo was not well thought out…

    #417269

    Is it a cream for your eyes so you dont go blind ? :shock:

    #417270

    @susieq wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Sometimes I think I must be on a different planet to some people….

    You and me both !

    Think I preferred not being able to get online :roll:

    You Jen and Me thrice! What on earth is going on here! :lol:

    Came home to a jam packed board….postings galore

    #417271

    “Morning Sex”

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
    The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
    Softly,” You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

    My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming
    Or this is going to be my lucky day!”
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
    Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

    Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
    She explained, “The egg timer’s broken

    #417272

    Hehe Sus……..brill :lol:

    #417273

    anc

    You two are making me want to spew, you hate each other’s guts, yet in here are bantering like you like each other?! ffs at least I am real!

    #417274

    lol

    #417275

    @anc wrote:

    You two are making me want to spew, you hate each other’s guts, yet in here are bantering like you like each other?! ffs at least I am real!

    :shock:

    #417276

    @annette-curtain wrote:

    @anc wrote:

    You two are making me want to spew, you hate each other’s guts, yet in here are bantering like you like each other?! ffs at least I am real!

    :shock:

    Double :shock:

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