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hmmmm ok let me ponder over it :lol:
Harpo Marx
Since when was THIS MORNING on Saturdays???
@kent f OBE wrote:
Since when was THIS MORNING on Saturdays???
Mad innit – it’s on tomorrow too! Ffs it’s bad enough in the week. :lol:
Well this cracked me up so I just have to share it! Overheard on my way back to my car this evening, couple rowing…
“All I ask you to do is one thing, just one thing, that’s not to much to ask is it?”
“No”
“And is it done?”
“No”
“Well I’ve had enough, I’m going out…….and I’m taking the remote with me”
The ultimate punishment! :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
Well this cracked me up so I just have to share it! Overheard on my way back to my car this evening, couple rowing…
“All I ask you to do is one thing, just one thing, that’s not to much to ask is it?”
“No”
“And is it done?”
“No”
“Well I’ve had enough, I’m going out…….and I’m taking the remote with me”
The ultimate punishment! :lol:
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What a great advert for a dating site ! Say it as it is :lol:
Welcome to Daily Mash Dates
…where we match people based on deep levels of compatibility using factors such as intellect, values and the childish enjoyment of crude sexual swearwords and pathetic toilet gags masquerading as so-called ‘political satire’. If you want our opinion, you deserve each other.Fill in your details and meet your ‘soulmate’, or whatever the hell they’re calling it these days.
incidently this was under the tab ‘ HUMPING’ :lol:
Him: that’s a new shop
Her: is it an opticians?
Him: no, it’s a gift shop
There’s a window display with jewellery, a big laughing buddha, fairies, dragons, candles etc….if she seriously thought this is an opticians then she obviously needs one :lol:
Doesn’t know how to copy and paste on the lappy
@kent f OBE wrote:
Doesn’t know how to copy and paste on the lappy
same as you would on a normal pc !! highlight the text and ctrl & c to copy, ctrl & v to paste
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