I promised to change myself for my partner.
She thought that me walking down the street in a pink raincoat and my poodle alongside me, would give her a bad image, and I could see her point, so I dropped the poodle.
Also thought that it was unfair to rob our weekly shopping and start paying for it.
Coming home from a nightclub, I’ve now started paying for taxi’s instead of hot-wiring cars.
It is all about compromise, and I’ve asked her to have the op, as it’s embarrassing when she takes off her skirt in a club, and we can all see her bulge.
I’ve said that when we get married, we should both choose what we want. She told me that whilst she’s taking her vows, I am not allowed to sit there with the laptop accessing the boards. I’ve told her that her mum isn’t allowed inside the church, and now we’ve both agreed she can stay outside scaring off the crows.
We’re happy now.
She’s still lazy though, I mean, everytime I go to p/iss in the sink, it’s just full of dirty dishes. I won’t hold that against her though, as she’s tied up for twenty three hours of the day. 8-[