@oss wrote:
Punch it a few times, and let it know who is boss. Then if it don’t work then, give it a real kickin. Then if it don’t work. It probably means ya didn’t give it a kickin at all, you murdered it. At which point bury it under the patio at night so no one knows and buy a new one that looks exactly like your old one then no one will know ya murdered the old one :D
failing that just drop it from the upstairs window lmao