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Love the hints & tips but are they tried & tested?
My garden is in desperate need of redesigning but I don’t have a blooming clue other than I want looks nice with minimum effort.
Every year my plums tend to suffer from an infestation, any tips on how to stop me getting dodgy plums? I promise you I do have a plum tree
Avoid suspect wimen !!!
Come to think of it you might have a point there, the woman who serves in the local chippy often has a scratch before she gets me sausage.
why you going all benny hill/sid james double entendres reason? that died out in the 70s
arf arf
ooer missus
oh youve got a lovely pear havent you mrs greengrocer
cor id like to trim your bush luv
why dont you get a job writing saucy jokes for seaside postcards.
Love the hints & tips but are they tried & tested? My garden is in desperate need of redesigning but I don’t have a blooming clue other than I want looks nice with minimum effort.
is i dont have a BLOOMING clue meant to be funny arc? cos i dont know wether to laugh or not
hmm nah i will save my ribs for later,things are gonna get a bit topsy turvy before i go on saturday but i promise youse i will stick to my proviso,and my premise never to swear on a thread(mine) and just cos im leavingand
dont pick on individual targets.
hey you know who i feel like?
a soapstar doing his/her final scene
im always like yeh tell norris to fck off you remind me of skep you nosy auld barstard
but they never do cos it would just be edited and they would lose their pay offs
so they leave meekly(always in a taxi of course)
quick wave,us bye tfft,signature tune
nxt week,er chip wrappers?
oh btw its friday night, 12 pm so sky has informed me,so if you want to keep in touch pm me fore then i know most ppl will say yeh right as if ,but you never know?
why you going all benny hill/sid james double entendres reason? that died out in the 70s
Cosy I could ask you why you come on here with your drama queen im leaving threads, frankly my dear I don’t give a flying foook what you do you jumped up knob. If you don’t like what I post then ignore it.
arf arf ooer missus oh youve got a lovely pear havent you mrs greengrocer cor id like to trim your bush luv why dont you get a job writing saucy jokes for seaside postcards.
Oh behave you bliddy misery.
Blimey it was BT cutting you off couple of months ago & now Sky.
Getting back to gardening ….
Ever thought of a job as a muck spreader Mr K they chuck bull shyte around everywhere too.
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