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    yet,,skip forwards a mere 10 years…in the fountain on the Paisley Road in Glasgow..Punnk rock era..and we met 2 fellas that promised to take us ” dancing” ..
    so on the Sat night Laura and I got all revved up and they took us to an Orange Lodge,,i told a joke that near got me killed.time for a sharp exit.as we ran off towards the general area of Sheilds Road and into the town..

    my joke….

    a woman was doing her spring cleaning and really gutted out.her husband comes home and moans about the missing ” picture” .. ” ohh that auld thing” she says…its in tne bin..

    “ya mean ya threw out my picture o William o Orange” says he

    ” william of orange ! for years i thought it was Roy Rogers n trigger” says the wife

    ooh dear BAD mistake ! was like a lead balloon !

    #296551

    Rubes – did you see neanderthal man on Only An Excuse this year?

    #296552

    actually i did tonight john..as my pal sarah had it on her phone ..and i watched it LOL

    mind you i often have the same look when some fvcker forgets its THEIR roond :)

    belter eh?

    #296553

    @rubyred wrote:

    actually i did tonight john..as my pal sarah had it on her phone ..and i watched it LOL

    mind you i often have the same look when some fvcker forgets its THEIR roond :)

    belter eh?

    Shouldn’t have been funny and wasn’t funny.

    But still :lol: :lol: I’ve saved it into my favourites, it’s amazing what they get away with on it :D

    #296554

    its a wee cracker hen :) worth saving,as is victor and jack.

    “oh navid,naveed kiss me”

    god dammit. bless Scottish Comedy !

    #296555

    Aye, ye cannae beat it – especially at New Year. Still weird without Rikki Fulton, always loved ‘Jolly!’ :lol:

    #296556

    erra a tamarraw on yir barra clara :) fook i canny see passed Stanley Baxter (heheh)

    #296557

    Had to think about that for a couple of minutes, I’ve heard it before but my mind just went blank! Remember I’m…one or two years younger than you so that’s my excuse :lol:

    Anyway, I’m off to bed – I’m tired from doing nothing and nowt else all day! Don’t stay here too long, if pebbles finds out that we’ve taken this off topic she’ll shout at us – well, more likely me :lol:

    #296558

    oh no Pebbles has a penchant for shouting at me too. i dunno why and yeah i knew ye would get the Stanelyism eventually..many happy memories and nanite hen xx

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