Funny surnames

@eve wrote:

I used to work with a woman called Mrs. Cowduck. He husband was called Seth Cowduck. She must really have loved him to marry him!

he must have been Co cksure with her

I got married 2 weeks ago and I can’t decide on a surname.  My surname is Pegg and my husband’s surname is Legg. We have 4 children between us (two Pegg’s and two Legg’s) and because we don’t want to change their names, we were thinking about hyphenating ours to Pegg-Legg.  Only problem is that we can’t say it with a straight face. Alexa Pegg.

1. Carrie Oakey – karaoke
2. Terry Bill – Will’s friend from Portchester, England
3. Barb Dwyer – barbed wire
4. Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major: ‘Stand still you ‘orrible little man.’
5. Annette Kirton – a net curtain ( guess who lol )
6. Theresa Green or Brown
7. Justin Case
8. Norman Knight – a friend of Will and Guy’s.
9. Rick O’Shea – as in “ricochet” of a bullet
10. Seymour Legg – see more leg……………….
11. Ray Gunn came very close to inclusion in this top ten – just Jo King

PML LMAO RATF……made up better ones my self to be honest

Judy Graham Swallows her ( best let you make your own assumptions here )

Jack Goff and away he went on his jollies

Heath Cockburn after falling asleep in front of his coal fire

Willie Stroker speaks for himself

Bud Light anyone ?