funny names friends had at school

my cats called dave,and he hates being called david.

emma royds now she was a pain in the *** at school :)

A boy at primary school called “Smelley” …. he always pronounced it as “smeeee-ly” … but no-one else did!!
Child I used to teach, whose dad was called Peter Rabbitt
A colleague taught a girl called Genny Taylor …. say it quickly!
Patients at clinics my mum worked on: Chenille Curten, Mr Whewell (waterworks problems), Tom Cat.
German friend went on a school trip (no bears involved) to a farm, where the farmer and his wife were introduced as Herr und Frau Fick (yes it DOES mean what you think!)
I also know a teacher called Hoare and had a PE teacher called Mrs Clair (first name began with E)
Policeman called Officer Vile …
oh the list is endless!
On another note ….. never ever ask for mushy peas in Germany!!!

@rogue trader wrote:

my cats called dave,and he hates being called david.

I make you right on that. No self respecting cat wants to be called David. Can you imagine how the likes of Tiddles and Fluffy would take the p1ss out of him?

@rogue trader wrote:

oi panda my cats hard,he would kick fck out of yer tiddles, and fluffys,and smoochie coos etc.

My cat’s called Keith. He’s as hard as claws. :P