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    HI LD,now its come to my attention you have been getting a bit of “flak”, but not from my corher,in fact i love you,and i just cant fight the feeling anymore,so i thought i would write you a little poem,and here it is.its called
    SOME GIRLS (you just cant reach)
    trying to get your attention, is like standing in front of a train.
    ive used a 1,000 invisible hammers, but i still cant get thru to your brain
    i finally persuaded u for a date,when u said yes i went home humming.
    i stood in the rain for 2 hours,till i realised you wouldnt be coming
    you have played and messed about with my heart
    and now its all tattered and torn
    and when i try to explain my feelings to u,you just smile and stifle a yawn.
    i try talking to u about our future, like what would be best for you and me
    but u just spoil it all by saying your going home for your tea.
    i wonder if u take any delight,by saying cosy this is your last chance
    we dont go to discos any more,u have already led me one long merry dance.
    i wait outside phone boxes for ages, just to hear your voice on the fone
    but when i finally get in there,all i hear is the engaged tone.
    TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
    is like trying to rob the crown jewels
    i just wanna play it str8 with u,but u just break all the rules.

    i boudht u chocs,u said u were on a diet,i bought u an engagement ring,but u didnt want to try it.
    i came to your house one morning,with a hand picked large fresh red rose
    but when u sniffed it, i sensed it wasnt the only thing that got up your nose.
    i asked u what is wrong,like am i trying to hard
    you just gave me a withering glance oh cosy dont be so mard
    we go to bed on saturdays when we baby sit
    now i know where the expression comes from, oh yeh we had a bit
    i wonder if yer having me on,or dont you really know what to do
    id classify it as a bore, rather than a close fit and a screw

    your the fox,im the dog,im always doing the chasing
    u know the way u make me feel,i feel like smashing my face in
    you dont like my name,my job,my car or my mates
    or my flat or my dog,thats just some of yourpet hates.
    i ask you if u love me,you mutter your alright
    why do we bother? its just and endless fight
    TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
    is like drowning in the sea,your world is your oyster
    BUT I ONLY HAVE ME :cry:

    #516481

    Awww Cosy…. did you really write that? If you did its lovely…. touching and clever… Well done cosy :D

    #516482

    of course i did mrs t
    its got me stamped all over it
    i just thought it was about time to tell her, how i feel about her.

    #516483

    @rogue trader wrote:

    HI LD,now its come to my attention you have been getting a bit of “flak”, but not from my corher,in fact i love you,and i just cant fight the feeling anymore,so i thought i would write you a little poem,and here it is.its called
    SOME GIRLS (you just cant reach)
    trying to get your attention, is like standing in front of a train.
    ive used a 1,000 invisible hammers, but i still cant get thru to your brain
    i finally persuaded u for a date,when u said yes i went home humming.
    i stood in the rain for 2 hours,till i realised you wouldnt be coming
    you have played and messed about with my heart
    and now its all tattered and torn
    and when i try to explain my feelings to u,you just smile and stifle a yawn.
    i try talking to u about our future, like what would be best for you and me
    but u just spoil it all by saying your going home for your tea.
    i wonder if u take any delight,by saying cosy this is your last chance
    we dont go to discos any more,u have already led me one long merry dance.
    i wait outside phone boxes for ages, just to hear your voice on the fone
    but when i finally get in there,all i hear is the engaged tone.
    TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
    is like trying to rob the crown jewels
    i just wanna play it str8 with u,but u just break all the rules.

    i boudht u chocs,u said u were on a diet,i bought u an engagement ring,but u didnt want to try it.
    i came to your house one morning,with a hand picked large fresh red rose
    but when u sniffed it, i sensed it wasnt the only thing that got up your nose.
    i asked u what is wrong,like am i trying to hard
    you just gave me a withering glance oh cosy dont be so mard
    we go to bed on saturdays when we baby sit
    now i know where the expression comes from, oh yeh we had a bit
    i wonder if yer having me on,or dont you really know what to do
    id classify it as a bore, rather than a close fit and a screw

    your the fox,im the dog,im always doing the chasing
    u know the way u make me feel,i feel like smashing my face in
    you dont like my name,my job,my car or my mates
    or my flat or my dog,thats just some of yourpet hates.
    i ask you if u love me,you mutter your alright
    why do we bother? its just and endless fight
    TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
    is like drowning in the sea,your world is your oyster
    BUT I ONLY HAVE ME :cry:

    Haha love it cosy

    tinged with longing and sadness just my cup of tea. =D>

    #516484

    lol Cosy Vee is going to have a field day with this one, esp since you posted this across the road 2nd February 2011.

    http://www.patschat.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6457

    #516485

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    lol Cosy Vee is going to have a field day with this one, esp since you posted this across the road 2nd February 2011.

    http://www.www.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6457

    :lol:

    #516486

    ah nice to see you acs,wot a bstrd folkestone yesterday.placepot 98 quid yeh
    goes maeching in ,all shoulders blazing
    marching
    1,inner steel yep
    2,minella,yep3,zablazo,yep
    4,more than that,yep
    5,on the earth, yep
    6,spot yep

    swaggers to the counter all confident like

    heres my story
    me,hiya. cash plz
    bookie,what cash?
    me,stop having a laugh,ho de ho lol etc
    bookie,im not laughing cosy you havent won
    me,yeh ok whats this fckn panto season?
    bookie,no listen to me you got 5 out of 6,the first race,inner steel came 3rd out of 7
    me,,kinnell
    and thats it really
    not to worry,waits eagerly for your tips.

    #516487

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    lol Cosy Vee is going to have a field day with this one, esp since you posted this across the road 2nd February 2011.

    http://www.www.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6457

    :lol:

    oh lordy :lol:

    #516488

    you sending us second hand poems cosy tut :lol:

    Anyway you done better than me yesterday as only had 4 out of 6 and 2 thirds with 7 or less runners by choosing the horse that ran the fewest days ago.

    try this one see how it goes….

    just watch first race at meeting then back the winning trainer for rest of meeting, do the same after all races so you might have 3 or 4 trainers on go but there are not as many bets as you think.

    yesterday 2 bets at folkestone won 7-4 and 20-1
    5 bets at towcester 4 unplaced and 9-4 winner

    today 4 bets catterick 2 wins at 9-2 and 16-1 two seconds at 16-1 and 15-8
    3 bets hereford winner at 15-8 2nd at same price and an unplaced.

    £380 profit in two days for £10 wins…

    just wish i had the money to put the bets on :lol:

    #516489

    yep ta acs

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