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Part One.

A Day in the life of Miss Bladder, the teacher.

(Badder watches as her pupils enter the room and begins to ‘teach’)
Come in and take your seats form F2, today we have the pleasure of some of F3 here as Mr Reed has called in sick and cannot teach again today.

Come along now settle down open your laptops and we will begin.
First lesson of the day, come along puddles stop googling young big busted women or I shall have to take your internet access away. Blossom quieten down and stop telling people how it is please and stop doodling Alfie 4 Blossom on your notepad, he really isnt interested. Ms Martin would you PLEASE stop sending picture texts of what you looked like twenty years ago and concentrate. Weemo this is really not the time nor the place to be shaving your bushy beard and moustache off, please save that for when you are in private.
Right today we are going to learn about internet chatroom trolling and addiction.
ADDICTION
To ensure you never miss a second of chatroom drama NEVER log out. Make sure you are logged in 24/7 and pretend to go off and do other things then say you forgot to log out. Join as many chatrooms as you can and make sure you type in ALL of them so they dont forget who you are and never ever get to miss you, not even for five minutes
TROLLING
From my own personal experience I find the best way to troll is to privately message people and pretend to be their friend and gather as much information as I can in order to add lies to it then spread whatever i have heard around to as many chatters who will give me the time of day.
Secondly, if people cotton on to what you are about and try to troll you back, play the victim, there will always be some mug who will feel sorry for you.
Thirdly, make sure that you save every pic and detail that is ever posted up about other chatters so you can regurgitate it back at a later date after you have added comments to it of course. These comments can be humorous so it can be mistaken for a laugh rather than it being maliciously done just to be nasty.
Fourthly, use foul language, ridicule others and abuse them and if none of that works post up animal porn.
(Badder puts her stern dont fuck with me face on)
WILL YOU STOP talking at the back!! Rian put that pizza away it is not lunchtime yet, eat that in the canteen please. Nineball turn that music off I can hear your dr dre beats from here. Linda stop that noise please! NO ANIMAL IMPERSONATIONS IN CLASS! you are distracting and confusing everyone. I am aware that English is not your first language but I would appreciate it if you could try to make sense at least some of the time.
Your homework for today is to make sure you spend the next 24 hours logged in to as many chatrooms as you can noting down details, saving pictures and finding out who doesnt get on with who so that you can stir up trouble.
Oh and before class is dismissed I have a message from Mr Reed, he said would you all please stop smoking the ganja behind the bike sheds – MILKY that means YOU TOO.
(class leaves the room, badder sits back pleased at yet another day of ‘teaching’ and says to herself – Now this is WHY i just LOVE being a teacher.)

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QuintessentialParadox

P.s. that my lesson for the day. Badder is on holiday from classroom..Enjoying life..not drowning in it….

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Ambassador Of Truth

Bladder than bad is what she is , a scummy council flat reject that lives in cyber chatrooms spamming nonsense for hours on end laughing to herself and typing in caps lock like her mentally ill sidekick Morg(David Patterson) aka ” The ambassador of truth” who is now trending on dark justice to get taken off the streets as a danger to women and children. Simpletons like sadder than sad are what ruins the site, any member comes in and is essentially attacked by bladder logged in as multiple numbers using several windows to spout rubbish as she sits there drinking cheap cider with her shell suit caked in food and flem

No great surprise she spends so much time online when her neighbours throw rotten vegetables at her and bully her to such an extent she has CCTV fitted to her bins to stop them being taken on her Wigan council estate. A woman so intrinsically stupid, she masquerades as a teacher yet the limit of her puny brain capacity seems to be limited to typing “lololol” all day… maybe mister Q should marry bladder if he can find some soap and water to douse her with as the only time she has a shower is when rainwater pours through her rotten roof last attended by her corrupt council landlord in 1982.

just take the pic of the womans ginnie pig down.

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Ambassador Of Truth, BadderThanBadF

heeeeeeee! P s. Haw…….

Flobawob..where is mizzy’s spanners? Oops up your arse for a change..

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