Forum 3’s lonely hearts section

[blackkettle]

@Man in Beds wrote:

height: 5 ft 6
chest: 44
waist: 44
hips: 44
age: 27
marital status : unkissed
occupation: professional banana tester

a thought that was a pic of yukon

[Pebbles]

@Man in Beds wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so….so far weve had applications from pete, thistlefem and man in beds.

Sadly though, no one has shown any interest

so come on people, i dont believe there arent more of you in the same predicament! get your applications in before someone else snaps one of these beautys up :wink:

btw pats, if you dont start drumming up some business, YOURE FIRED! :twisted:

I had 23 proposals but all by email and, as you very well know, pebbles, you send me two so I had a total of 24 proposals.
And, please, please, stop offering me your soiled knickers bribery doesn’t work with me.

right…so we can add “compluslive liar” to your list of err appealing traits then huh?

hmm now who else was it who had a thing for soiled undies on here?? oh thats right..DOA!!!

OMG I think we may have found our first match! :shock:

[Pebbles]

@blackkettle wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

height: 5 ft 6
chest: 44
waist: 44
hips: 44
age: 27
marital status : unkissed
occupation: professional banana tester

a thought that was a pic of yukon

thats a minor technicality kettle, are you interested in him or not??

[Man in Beds]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so….so far weve had applications from pete, thistlefem and man in beds.

Sadly though, no one has shown any interest

so come on people, i dont believe there arent more of you in the same predicament! get your applications in before someone else snaps one of these beautys up :wink:

btw pats, if you dont start drumming up some business, YOURE FIRED! :twisted:

I had 23 proposals but all by email and, as you very well know, pebbles, you send me two so I had a total of 24 proposals.
And, please, please, stop offering me your soiled knickers bribery doesn’t work with me.

right…so we can add “compluslive liar” to your list of err appealing traits then huh?

hmm now who else was it who had a thing for soiled undies on here?? oh thats right..DOA!!!

OMG I think we may have found our first match! :shock:

I always had a thing for women who can’t spell….that mean they mostlikely are blonde and have big hooters.
Pebbles, keep it up (I’m sure you won’t find it difficult) and you’ll go up on my list of prospective brides

[Pebbles]

@Man in Beds wrote:

I always had a thing for women who can’t spell….that mean they mostlikely are blonde and have big hooters.
Pebbles, keep it up (I’m sure you won’t find it difficult) and you’ll go up on my list of prospective brides

well since youre being a picky bas.tard as usual, may I be the first to point out the missing “s” in the word mean and the lack of space between most and likely.

No wonder youre single.

[Man in Beds]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

I always had a thing for women who can’t spell….that mean they mostlikely are blonde and have big hooters.
Pebbles, keep it up (I’m sure you won’t find it difficult) and you’ll go up on my list of prospective brides

well since youre being a picky bas.tard as usual, may I be the first to point out the missing “s” in the word mean and the lack of space between most and likely.

No wonder youre single.

Nicely googled.

[Pebbles]

@Man in Beds wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

I always had a thing for women who can’t spell….that mean they mostlikely are blonde and have big hooters.
Pebbles, keep it up (I’m sure you won’t find it difficult) and you’ll go up on my list of prospective brides

well since youre being a picky bas.tard as usual, may I be the first to point out the missing “s” in the word mean and the lack of space between most and likely.

No wonder youre single.

Nicely googled.

cut the flirting, im not on the books. Now…seems kettle may have thrown you a life line im just awaiting confirmation before i hook you up ok? so hang in there, and forget about me, im wayyyyy out of your league im afraid. kettle however may be prepared to accept defeat in the dating world and plump for you. keep your fingers crossed dear we may have a match for you.

[chickenman]

Me

[Pebbles]

@chickenman wrote:

Me

you look like one of those balloon creations they have at kids parties..you know, the ones where they make a poodle etc :lol:

[chickenman]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

you look like one of those balloon creations they have at kids parties..you know, the ones where they make a poodle etc :lol:

I’m also avalible for Bar Mitzvah’s and Weddings :lol:

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