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  • #6106

    i know most people on here will of seen this already and followed these simple rules but i am going to mention it!

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train….

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Remove your laptop.

    3. Boot it.

    4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.

    5. Open this message.

    6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

    7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

    #257565

    what if im sat next to some1 that is a terrorist bomber wont they feel safer sat next to me

    #257566

    Hmmmmmm, maybe so.

    Or maybe they may feel threatened by you as you are their compeition.

    Or you just may have a new best bud.

    Either way, let me know if it ever happens to you. I’m curious now. :wink:

    #257567

    you could always just look at gay porn or somthing, i’m sure that would make them a bit wary to be sitting next to you 8)

    #257568

    what if im sat next to elton john or george michael il be walking funny for a week

    il put it to the test today il sit next to the toughest looking person on my bus just hope its not a feminist and il open it see if i end up sharing a cell with winston

    #257569

    Lol!……now that’s funny!
    ……and Alan Snowmans avatar is soddin hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #257570

    Cool 8) hadnt seen that one before

    #257571

    ugo

    :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k token_male [-X [-X [-X

    #257572

    my bus ride didnt go to well i got an attractive brunette who changed seats when she saw the countdown thing :( :( :(

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