For the record………

Spaghetti Carbonara

Chopped Cooked Bacon
Loads of Grated Cheese
Cup of Milk
ONE Egg (beaten)

Stir into lots of cooked Pasta

Industrial, comforting and very cheap.
Don’t forget the torn basil on top to serve.

Errrrr mmmm …….. Now here was me thinking that most peeps in chat had a brain ….. Oh dear how wrong I was …… Let ME just clear one little issue up for those of you that have lost something in translation here………. Netty was actually trying to phone me in the early hours of Christmas morning ( Yes under the influence of the famous voddi drunk as one of his famous kooonts) Whoooopi bliddy dooooo…… condemn him for having a drink hey hands up who else was sloshed twas christmas after all !!!!! Guess thats me too then.

Fgs the only thing the silly bastad did wrong was mis foookin dial a number (shucks got me stones ready for later).Guess all of you perfect peeps never done that. Did he not publicly appologise for the mistake. Oooooh would that be a yes??????

So…. loosely translated into simple terms for the silly peeps who wanna get a soddin life he made a mistake which by god is he paying for now – Good job I ain’t as condeming as the rest of you seem to be innit. All is well with the aforementioned Swackers & me.

FFS front page of Hello here we come !!!!!! …. Here endeth my only contribution. xx

Oops…. almost forgot.

Bored with plain boiled rice?

Cook it as normal, warm a frying pan.
Pour in a little olive oil, medium heat.
Chuck rice in
Crack ONEegg in and keep the mixture moving all around until all rice is coated and egg is cooked
Add some chopped (free range of course) chicken
Soy Sauce
Glass of white wine (because you deserve it) 8)

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

So, he “mis-dials” a number in a drunken stooper, and low and behold, it turns out to be his ex, what are the chances eh…thats just spooky! :roll:

maybe he fully intended to ring his ex…

just a thought :P

I doubt it would be such a great idea to share your thoughts Pebbles, you have already proven many times over on this site already that you are not very bright.

@sword wrote:

Is it just me?

@reason wrote:

Ya knows ya both lyin bastads 32 other peeps were there remember……. ya gonna foookin call all of them liars too ????

@reason wrote:

I have moved on …… so give the foook up coz ya aven’t managed to break us up. Suggest you do the same ya 40 faced bastad !!!!!!!!

@sarah_1 wrote:

Fgs the only thing the silly bastad did wrong was mis foookin dial a number (shucks got me stones ready for later).Guess all of you perfect peeps never done that. Did he not publicly appologise for the mistake. Oooooh would that be a yes??????

:wink: 8)