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lol were ya????
Soz hun, Mr Blokeys sis wedding then Ireland. you know you’re welcome tho :)
The packed lunch was funny as fook but the face you actually still ate it was priceless pml
no point o wasting a good jersey royal tattie ! was either eat it or make out it was my hardened nipple,,and with all the blokes round us at that table,,i had no room for a tattie in bra.im sure i chucked it away in rose street,,
we couldnt move for fellas chatting ME up !
@rubyred wrote:
no point o wasting a good jersey royal tattie ! was either eat it or make out it was my hardened nipple,,and with all the blokes round us at that table,,i had no room for a tattie in bra.im sure i chucked it away in rose street,,
we couldnt move for fellas chatting ME up !
pml, mmmmm irish men!
i got my own back though,,Jordan neded a lunch and i made him sensible sandwiches,a frozen lasagne..a pork pie and a pair of new pants (mine) ..a wee packet o chocilate buttons and out of date pakora !
hell mend him,,he just called and i told him theirs curry n naan bread with fried rice for tea,,! i spoil him at 25 n wondr why he wont move out .
or the posh one from Bournemouth ! he made me sound like i had a mouthfull of plums,,,oh i WISH ( dirty laugh)
savours the word,,,bourne marf,,…..”bour e mouth” BOARN mouff” ahh
damm he ws a good looking wee fooker for a southerner LOL..
I don’t think you’ll be needing any liquid silk tonight, ya horny moo
ya know what flower,,,yer probably right,,i was ok when i wasnt getting my hole,,now im getting it im a sex fiend !
@rubyred wrote:
ya know what flower,,,yer probably right,,i was ok when i wasnt getting my hole,,now im getting it im a sex fiend !
A fiend is always ya friend… I say :lol:
a fiend in the hand is a pain in the erse :)
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