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Benito is his uncle….. 8)
@forumhostpb wrote:
@tommy wrote:
To get rid of Foxes, PB
Just wait until you see them..
Then shoot the b*stards!
I hate foxes.
You could always buy a red uniform, a pack of dogs and a horse, PB. :wink:
That’s one helluvan idea Tommy – problem is that if I started loosing off at the local foxes or cats with a 12 bore, the neighbours might throw a wobbler. You can burgle, assault, even rape and Mr Plod shows a remarkable disinclination to attend but just mention pop guns and SO19 is all over you backed up with dogs, helicopters, the whole enchilada.
Most times when you report a crime they ask for your e-mail address so they can mail you a crime number. But I digress.
I do fancy a spot of hunting across the local park complete with a pack of hounds and all the trappings. Problem is that the bloody foxes are urban and the bastards know all the back alleys and short cuts better that the locals do.
I’ve planted loads of daffodils, crocuses, hyacynths and so on and I’m telling you if the bloody foxes – or next door’s cat for that matter – digs them up I’ll cut their balls off and plant them instead. See what kind of flowers they’d produce !!!
Just look at this: isnt it sweet?
and look at these, cute little bundles of fluff.ahhhhhh.
How can you even think about cutting their little wotsits off. tut@you. They only do tiny turds, leave em alone. :wink: :wink:
In the far East, don’t they dip cats on boiling water so that the skin/fur can be peeled off more easily?? Hey .. they only scream a little bit, until they are fully immersed, and apparently they taste delicious.
You wicked evil cruel sods tha pair of you. How can you sleep nights, wishing such evil on perfectly innocent creatures..eh? eh? And no I flamin well DONT want to come to dinner Tommy. Shove ya curried cat in ya ear. :wink: How would you like this with chips then..eh? eh?
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I’m not so sure about curried cat Tommy, I reckon that the curry masks the delicate flavour of the cat meat.
In Malta they prepare a traditional dish called a ‘fencata’ which is a rabbit stew. (A fenec is Maltese for rabbit).
However, the locals have found that cats are much easier to catch than rabbits and there is more meat on ’em AND they taste nicer. They use fresh cat, and leave the tiny little paws on and the eyes in for added flavour. The whole cat is firstly skinned and disembowled and thoroughly cleaned and is then simmered in stock with shallots and carrots for a while and when the meat comes off the bone it is ready to eat.
Mmmmmmmm yummy !!!
Sure Tommy – although before skinning it, they usually stun the cat first with a sort of wooden club with a knobbly end. The bash the cat between the eyes (so it can see it coming I guess) and when its little eyes roll up into its head, they know it is unconcious and ready for skinning.
I reckon that this is less painful for the cat compared with the Oriental method of dipping it kicking and struggling into boiling water.
Bloody things still make a helluva lot of noise though.
@tommy wrote:
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We’re going to hell for this. I hope you know that!
Too bloody right you are. You,ll both end up down here:
With one of these each stoking your fires!! :twisted:
I dont know how you sleep nights.tut. :evil:
@bat wrote:
I dont know how you sleep nights.tut. :evil:
I sure they sleep quite soundly in bedspreads made of cat fur as far as i can gather :)
PB…CATS ARE EASY…..GO TO ZOO GET SOME TIGER SH1T SPRINKLE ON LAWN N CATS THINK WOW BIG MOTHER LIVES HERE END OF
SPOSE WOLF SH1T WOULD WORK 4 THE FOXESI’d rather sprinkle dead cats on the lawn – especially the neighbour’s one.
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