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Here you go PB. I,ve got just the solution for your fox problem. If you go round your garden dressed like this: you can wait until the unsuspecting little shit comes out and then nuke it with some of this: That should do it. Remember, “I care”! :wink: :wink:
Bloody foxes !!! Well the pong from the forest bark last night sure kept them away, but they shredded a neighbour’s dustbin instead. Hope they choked on a chicken bone.
Speaking of which I also hate cats – nasty smarmy bird killing creatures that sneak around at dead of night and shit on the lawn.
How can you possibly hate cats? Look at these:
Arnt they so cute and cuddly? And as for this:
How can you possibly call those cute innocent little kitties smarmy..eh? Cute little bundles of fluff..bless em. And anyway, if horses are allowed to shit all over the road so it gets all over my flamin tyres, innocent cute little kitties should be allowed to shit in your garden. And their turds are only tiny, you hardly notice,whereas horses do BLOODY great steaming piles of the stuff. Long live cats. :wink: :wink: :wink:Bloody nasty creatures … ugh !! They should all be done away with and made into fertiliser.
PB as i said the only way i got to stop the foxes digging every think up was
Put a lil dish of food out every night and there lovely to watch ya no
Just spread a little Geoff ( or G as Rainbownotsobrite cutely called him) Aw! Anyway back to the thread, just stick a bit of G on the lawn, anything that goes near his rancid dick, is sure to die an awful death.
@peeved wrote:
Just spread a little Geoff ( or G as Rainbownotsobrite cutely called him) Aw! Anyway back to the thread, just stick a bit of G on the lawn, anything that goes near his rancid dick, is sure to die an awful death.
You really are a c00nt some times aint ya
@tommy wrote:
To get rid of Foxes, PB
Just wait until you see them..
Then shoot the b*stards!
I hate foxes.
You could always buy a red uniform, a pack of dogs and a horse, PB. :wink:
That’s one helluvan idea Tommy – problem is that if I started loosing off at the local foxes or cats with a 12 bore, the neighbours might throw a wobbler. You can burgle, assault, even rape and Mr Plod shows a remarkable disinclination to attend but just mention pop guns and SO19 is all over you backed up with dogs, helicopters, the whole enchilada.
Most times when you report a crime they ask for your e-mail address so they can mail you a crime number. But I digress.
I do fancy a spot of hunting across the local park complete with a pack of hounds and all the trappings. Problem is that the bloody foxes are urban and the bastards know all the back alleys and short cuts better that the locals do.
I’ve planted loads of daffodils, crocuses, hyacynths and so on and I’m telling you if the bloody foxes – or next door’s cat for that matter – digs them up I’ll cut their balls off and plant them instead. See what kind of flowers they’d produce !!!
for Cats….. round ur hoose sprinkle loads of white pepper Cats hate the stuff…!!! also i tend to leave a bowl or 2 of anti-freeze Cats also love this lol…… Foxes jusr leave a nice plate of food laced with poison should do the trick with foxes… even the odd stray cat or dog…. bobs ur uncle….
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